Eric mwenda

If u need it;I have it,if I don't have;I can get it for u,if I can't,it doesn't really exist!

[Jiyuu🫀(🍱🧠) @bentoboxbrain]

this is the only correct way to treat ecoterrorists

[Mocking 🐦 @Te_N06]

Mangai me nmeishaa😆😆😆😆

[Abuga with a G🐐 @aab26_]

Nduthi guy: nvjjfcjuvkohdrgxghjcvybj

Me: eeh bana huyo polo kimani haogangi ata akienda job asubuhi

Nduthi guy: Nasema umembao usonge nyuma msolombo iache kunidunga mgongo

[HOUSE PORN @HOUSEPORN___]

That's the worst timing I've ever seen 🤣🤣🤣

[KAY BRADY @LorKB4]

No pussy is worth the problems it comes with

[Larry Madowo @LarryMadowo]

watched South African police escort protesters without executing them for 2 days. Even when marchers started looting or vandalizing property, they responded with non-lethal force.

Can police in Kenya, Nigeria, Uganda, and Tanzania learn from their counterparts here?

[Mzalendo Mūtemi wa Kīama @MutemiWaKiama]

😎😎😎

[The Saviour @TheSaviour]

🇲🇽🇺🇸WATCH: A Mexican fan wearing an Iran shirt got into a fight with an American after the American said, "F*CK IRAN."

[Wild Clips @JCFights]

Mike Tyson said it best, “Everyone has a plan until they get punched in the face.”

[Gitz  @Gitz__]

Hapa Kasongo anaenda Kamiti very early in the Morning

[Sullivan @mfsvlly]

Haha shit ka hii from huns haimaanishi kuna kitu special about a nigga, she's done this in the past with niggas. The only time hunz anafaa kua excited hivi ni after umempea sahani aende jikoni aioshe

[George T. Diano @georgediano]

Women will never check on you, bro. If you receive an unexpected "Hi," they definitely want to borrow money from you. Normalize ignoring women's texts.

[JILL 😊 @JILLKUI]

Applauding a fish for swimming is very nasty business.

[Yoko @Kibet_bull]

Haha, the right one

[Gitz  @Gitz__]

404 days left to August 10, 2027.

[Baba Ramilah ❁ @HeemMufc]

Hapana, punguzeni kupeana number za watu kwa authorities

[George T. Diano @georgediano]

Old twitter used to be something else.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

My worst fear about this abduction thing is not even the torture. Its imagining that all my six girlfriends might come out to cry live on Citizen TV. Alafu wajuane. Hapo serikali itakua imenimalisa akiangai

[George T. Diano @georgediano]

No penis is bigger than a baby's head, refrain from Unnecessary moaning during sex Wanjiru. Avoid singoo mothers at all costs, wote nima konimen.🌚