Kanyes Laptop

people tryna say I’m going crazy on twitter

[Pop Base @PopBase]

‘Bob's Burgers’ actor Jay Johnston, who played Jimmy Pesto, has been arrested and charged for his involvement in the January 6 Capitol attack.

[Kanyes Laptop @mwestphal_13]

@cuntnnoli You can tell where people are from when they cooking and they use cream of mushroom and a ranch seasoning packet

[Bahama Don 🇧🇸 @N8TheCre8tive]

Ima keep it a buck. I’m pretty sure our generation goes to therapy more than the previous. And to be quite Frank. I’m not seeing the result.

[Tim Dillon @TimJDillon]

That’s a photo of LA

[ViaShanelle @ViaShanelle]

😂😂😂😂😂

[Kanyes Laptop @mwestphal_13]

@cuntnnoli 😂😂 a lot of hehes and hahas

[Kanyes Laptop @mwestphal_13]

Thinking about the bar guest who said “you can do crack just not at my table”

[Kanyes Laptop @mwestphal_13]

I will not elaborate

[Kanyes Laptop @mwestphal_13]

There’s a direct correlation between kids with laser pointers and crime.

[Wiz Khalifa @wizkhalifa]

I fucked around and took some shrooms.

Let’s get it.

[lip lock @fullonliplock]

Now why would y’all give me this lie to tell

[Kanyes Laptop @mwestphal_13]

Growing up and outliving people you were in the trenches with is one of the cruelest parts of life

[Kanyes Laptop @mwestphal_13]

@tarynfulford Easy easy

[Kanyes Laptop @mwestphal_13]

@tarynfulford Okay your tweet game is so fucking strong

[Kanyes Laptop @mwestphal_13]

Whiskey is just wine for men

[maneesha @ManeeshaSem]

you wake up. turn your phone on & blast blue light all over your face. with squinted eyes, you then proceed to read everyone’s opinions, which put you right in fight or flight mode before you even get out of bed. & you wonder why you are stuck in a loop of never-ending unease.

[greg @greg16676935420]

So you’re telling me we can go 30 trillion dollars into debt no problem, but if I make one Venmo transaction over $600 I have 80,000 IRS agents watching me?

[alexa la cerva @diegoIunas]

we live in a world where it's not "the sopranos" on that jumbotron.........

[Wiz Khalifa @wizkhalifa]

If your sober off hard drugs and alcohol i rock wit u but if your a weed hater we always gon butt heads