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European. Fan of Iced Coffee. Waylon Smithers Stan. Eurovision. he/him 👨🏼‍🤝‍👨🏻Thom

[twitch.tv/yolandafister @yolandafister]

at least american conservative DLs can be hot… all you’re gonna get on grindr around this is a fat tory with 3 teeth and a cheesy dick

[RuPaul @RuPaul]

Hard to remain patient with friends who focus solely on their own crucifixion. Get off The Cross, girl... we could use the wood!

[m🪐rganic @subarustevenz]

If you think Starmer is the worst PM we've ever had you're genuinely mental

[freia @freialobo]

One of my longest standing hobbies is thinking about whether I should get an iPad. It’s not about the iPad it’s about imagining the alternate life I might live as someone who has an iPad. Love to wonder about it

[trash jones @jzux]

this is going to absolutely ruin their upcoming girls trip to cancun with vladimir putin

[Criminalsimpsons @Criminalsimpson]

Oh, don't worry, Marge. Her idea of wit is nothing more than an incisive observation humorously phrased and delivered with impeccable timing.

[🕷️ @natmej]

Whenever im having a bad day i be like fuck imagine if I had kids too lmfaooo

[🌲 Leia 🌲 @lmurrz]

Me going up to everyone in the pub after two drinks.

[. @lesladytrish]

got too excited and took pictures of feathers mcgraw like it was a concert

[Moog @a_toots]

I don’t want to sound like my tinfoil hat is on too tight, but it feels like the mainstream news media is hellbent on pushing Farage towards power. For a party with only five MPs, Reform’s coverage is disproportionately high. They’re almost being positioned as the Opposition.

[ty ⭐️ @owndiscomfort]

controversial opinion i hate elf. i literally think its one of the most unfunny movies ever and i’d rather watch paint dry on christmas than that

[Farrukh @implausibleblog]

Ian Hislop, "Farmers didn't pay inheritance tax at all, and now they're going to pay half of what everybody else pays.. And the limits they set on them are really pretty high"

"So it's meant to stop wealthy landowners buying lots of land in order to avoid taxes"

"People who come to mind.. Jeremy Clarkson who originally bought his farm in order to avoid paying any tax on it"

"Who has now become the champion of the small farmer who is probably not going to get hit by this, and is going to end up worse off for lots of other reasons"

Victroia Derbyshire, "Why are you here?"

Jeremy Clarkson, "I'm here to support farmers"

VD, "So it's not about you and the fact that you bought a farm to avoid inheritance tax?"

JC, "Classic BBC.. It's not the fact that I bought a farm to avoid inheritance tax"

VD, "You told the Sunday Times in 2021 that's why you bought it"

JC shakes his head

Ian Hislop, "It's not as though he doesn't have any history with the Beeb, she's quite lucky he didn't punch her in the face with cold food"

[Bec @RebeccaCait04]

Nothing pleads poverty like having a Longchamps bag.

[Charli @charli_xcx]

hi it’s me :) thank you @RecordingAcad

[Becky Paton @rpaton11]

10 Haunting Photos Taken Moments Before Disaster

[Brendan May @bmay]

Next week, the captain of the fucking Titanic on iceberg avoidance.

[michael @mmurr0913]

the lady gaga DISEASE promo is insane

[cary @brokebackstan]

you know she was in that arena feeling like elizabeth sparkle watching pump it up