Mikey Williamson

[Mikey Williamson @MWilliamson_]

If you’re only going to score one goal before getting injured, may aswell make it a half decent one😂

[Carlisle City FC Official @CarlisleCityFC]

Mikey Williamson received his Goal of the season award from John Beresford last night

[Danny @Dannynn__]

Sky sports there

"If you're feeling suicidal please call the number shown on your screen"

*No number shown, immediately to gambling adverts*

[L @Lukey67_]

what the fuck are we actually playing at here? no wonder half of us don’t play sunday league anymore cant afford to be missing weeks of work due to an absolute knobhead with an ego trip looking to snap legs..

it’s a fucking embarrassment

[Ki🫧⚒️ @KB_WHU]

Had a bank holiday for beating Haiti you silly cunt

[Mikey Williamson @MWilliamson_]

@bet365help What’s happened here?

[The Good, The Bad & The Football @goodbadftblpod]

"I don't think this manager gets this club full stop. I just don't think he's the right man"

Despite beating Wolves, Scholesy is not convinced by Amorim at all... 🥶

[Oliver @olivyrr]

I genuinely have not enjoyed watching football since Ole left Man United.

[E @Ellis_]

5 defenders.
1 DM.
0 academy products in the XI
Every single fucking game.

[Robbo @utdrobbo]

I don't care if it's on an interim basis or permanent, I just want to see the values of the great club that I love upheld again by people who understand it.

Bringing smiles to faces & putting them on the edge of their seat for 90 minutes. Playing football the right way whilst knowing that we are the main protagonists whenever we take to the field.

Creating an environment of development for both young AND proven players by protecting them in the public eye & putting them in line behind closed doors so that, when you take a bullet for them in interviews, they'll run through a wall for you on the pitch.

Stressing the importance of legacy & tradition like the custodians that you are by proving that nobody — including yourself — is bigger than the club with your actions & not just words.

Creating a connection with the fans with transparent communication & not empty promises. Being honest with yourself in order to fix flaws & right wrongs instead of putting the blame onto others when things don't go to plan.

THAT is what being Manchester United manager is all about.

[Rupert Lowe MP @RupertLowe10]

I don't want to pay for lazy foreigners to have more children they can't afford, to be entirely honest.

[Aleksandra Huk @HukAleksandra]

Work? TAXED
Save? TAXED
Pension? TAXED
Buy a home? TAXED
Sell a home? TAXED
Buy a car? TAXED
Drive? TAXED
Eat? TAXED
Drink? TAXED
Shopping? TAXED
Invest? TAXED
Inherit? TAXED
Spend your money? TAXED
Die? TAXED

All to fund illegal migrants, foreign wars and families on the dole

[SH @saulhenderson]

26.4k a year for minimum wage 40 hours a week. Teaching salary is 30k a year to start with. So you’re telling me I have to go to university for 4 years to then start off on a salary 3.6k more than someone who works at Tesco?

That makes sense…

[Cian ☘️🇾🇪 @Cian_McGivern]

Don’t get me wrong, I was ecstatic when this tour got announced after years of wait… but fucking hell, it exceeded my expectations.

From the performances to the promo to the crowds. Genuinely the greatest to ever do it 🐐

[Oasis @oasis]

“And so it came to pass.

‘The most damaging pop cultural force in recent British history’ found its way into the hearts and minds of a new generation. From Gallagher Hill to the River Plate, from Croke Park on the banks of the Royal Canal to the City Of Angels, the love, joy, tears and euphoria will never be forgotten.

There will now be a pause for a period of reflection.”

Oasis

[Mikey Williamson @MWilliamson_]

Erik Ten Hag you’ve got blood on your hands

[BBC Sport Scotland @BBCSportScot]

MCTOMINAY!! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

UNBELIEVABLE! 😲

#BBCFootball

[Consigliere @mi0minmio]

Casemiro could have clapped back at Carra so many times over the past 6-8 months, but I guess that's the difference between a true champion and an insecure little man

[Tottenham Tiers @TottenhamTiers]

VAN DE VEN THAT IS OUTRAGEOUS 🤩

https://t.co/0kiFRmOZGo

[Ryan Haber @Itshaber]

So you've got:

James Trafford - Chose to come back to City over being a starter at Newcastle, for them to buy a world class GK 2 weeks later and him be benched

Wissa - Bought for £50m in the last year of his contract, for him to tear his ACL and likely not play this season at all. £50m literally down the drain.

Buonanotte - Mentioned how excited he was to play UCL football, initially left out of Chelsea's UCL squad.

Wirtz - 150m with 0 goals, 0 assists so far

Isak - Missed out on weeks of football, made the NUFC fan base hate him, possibly cost Sweden multiple games because he wasn't match fit for them

But yes, Benjamin Sesko is clearly the worst signing here. 2 goals in 4 starts in the PL so far, looking better every game, is clearly the worst signing here because *checks notes* he signed for Manchester United?

Shocking and lazy journalism.

[HP @MinimumWidth]

This is what 100m should be getting you in the transfer market.

[centredevils. @centredevils]

🚨🚨🎙️| Owen Hargreaves: “How Kobbie Mainoo doesn't play in this team I'll never know. He came on for that game [against Manchester City] and in half hour he was probably their best player, by a country mile.”

[🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @_mack17_]

Half The World Away - Murrayfield night two, from the street 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @OasisMania @OasisArchives