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White rice, no beans, double chicken

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Netflix: are you still watching?

Somebody’s daughter:

#TheBachelorABC

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@WeirdBongs Be sure to check out these dope joint carriers too! https://t.co/e4xqdW8e7j

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Hey @CaptainMorgan, all my friends keep getting my drink order wrong, but I won't let that happen at my Captain Morgan-themed birthday party on May 5th, 2023! Can't wait to celebrate with the best rum in town - any chance you want to join the party as a sponsor? #CaptainMorgan

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Alec doing the most with his intro #bachelorette

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PETA is not happy right now #TheBachelorette

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“your boyfriend’s a loser, dump his ass. apply for the next season of the bachelor” #TheBachelorette

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Clayton watching this season and realizing how bad he fumbled the bag  #TheBachelorette

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What if the two bachelorettes dump all the guys and end up with each other #TheBachelorette

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shout out to the short kings!! #TheBachelorette

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@USPS why did my COVID test kit show up with USPS Connect postage and not first class? Asking for my friend @dionnewarwick

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@Javiplatano

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@trapcry You ain’t got no cents 😂💀🤣

[Folly👄 @wtffolly_]

Do not say a word, just retweet 🤲🏼🤲🏼

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@jacksonisaacson She ate up EVERY performance

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. @Etsy how’s this okay? Shut me down for doing too well? We’re one of your top sellers. Is this how we treat black owned businesses?!? Shut us down for doing too well 🤨

[Oliver Klozoff @gardenpanty]

"She said her name isn't Alice"

[Ste-fawn @galleds814]

I don’t get why I gotta go to a Market all the way in Chicago when there’s a grocery store like down the road from me.

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Winter is coming y’all

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snow. on april 21st...