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senior labourer at mishangazi;
wachawi intl' (Susumila intl)

[Jay @_mr_mutinda]

Tailored✅

@AspireAfrika delivers.

[T-Bg @_iamtbag]

Our phones better be this dry when we make it bro.

[Bonang Matheba 👑 @Bonang]

....they have to talk about you. Because when they talk about themselves, nobody listens.

[Gitz  @Gitz__]

1. ALL
2. OF
3. THEM

[Real Kimani @RealKaruga]

I have never seen a kid as articulate as this one.

[⚖️Preston @pr3stonK]

“i would learn sign language just in case your beauty leaves me speechless” 📝📝

[Ole Teya @TeyaKevin]

Penye your husband got time kulala na cousin yake.

[Dr. Riziki🌜👩🏽‍⚕️🧘🏽‍♀️ @_mpekethu_]

Crash course on contraception, grab a seat🪑
Here’s what you should know about the Pros and Cons of different contraceptive options.
1. Abstinence : 100% effective. Kama akikushika unaanza kuhema kama tractor, it probably won’t work.
2. Pills: quick return to fertility, might be good for acne, good for stabilizing menses for women with irregular flow, might have a negative effect on your mood, not for forgetful people cause you have to remember to take it everyday, not for people who would like to hide it from their partners
3. Depo injections(every 3 months): can cause delayed return of fertility- upto 3 years. For this reason, it’s best for people who are done having kids. Very high levels of hormone in the injection so side effects kwa wingi. Affects your menses. Zinaeza kuwa heavy/absent. Not for people who don’t like injections
4. Implants - most effective statistically, quick return of fertility, can go upto 5 years, your mother in law/twitter bullies might notice the scar. Might make you gain weight. Might affect your mood. Might make your menses lighter with spotting in btn cycles.
5. Copper IUD - can go upto 10years, quick return of fertility, insertion can cause discomfort, menses tend to get heavier with spotting in between, cramps for the first 1-3 months
6. Hormonal IUD - can go upto 5 years, quick return of fertility, insertion can cause discomfort, makes periods much lighter so it’s perfect for women dealing with heavy menses. Can cause cramping for the 1st 1-3 months
7. Condoms - najua hampendi hii but it has no side effects. Also helps protect against sexually transmitted illness.
9. Pull-out: kuwa serious. Just start taking a parenting class or saving money for Marie Stopes
10. Counting days - good for couples who can’t use contraception for religious or cultural reasons. I hope you’re good at math. Praying for you🙏🏾

[Kikuyu Pipes @DrKanyuira]

Kayole?

[Beldin @beldinkaaray]

Suck yuh mada

[4𝓮𝓿𝓪 @Fr_deadass]

LMFAOOOOOOOOO 💀💀💀

[Bahari Motors 🇰🇪 @BenardMakumbi_]

Convince them to come for this baby

[Kingpin of Kenya @ClintonObonyo]

Hapa kwa barabara there is war... the passenger princess is demanding rights of strait of hormuz,

[Tom Daktari @Tomdaktari]

Weh

[Movie Guy 🎬 @BadGuy1g]

🎬: Sheldon and Missy undergoing IQ test 😂🍿

[Elvis @Elvis_Localman]

What about your father in Kaptembwa?

[🐉 @Kamau266]

Nowadays,there are at least 10 public universities that you have never heard of.Technical institutions that were equipping young people with skills za kujisaidia kimaisha are now full of people doing criminology and zoology.A big crisis.

[MÙSAKÙRÙ @musakuru45]

@dr_chiby Nissan Wingroad ata 100k kukupea itakuwa by mistake.

[Heisenberg @DrJuma_M]

I keep Telling you Kilifi is Different 😆😆🔥

[sikie4🐝 @sikie4backup]

Life can END just like that 😭🫣