mwiti mmoja

你好！我很高兴与你交谈

[mwiti mmoja @mwitib05]

No one knows you next move, not even you.

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

Na vijana hii maisha ni lazima tujipe roho,na tujipee nguvu. We need to have what we call Delusional Optimism. No matter how disappointing the present is we must believe in and look forward to better days in the future. Otherwise if you focus on the sadness you will be miserable

[George T. Diano @georgediano]

Anyone with a solid business plan that can realistically generate at least KSh 40K from a KSh 500K investment, hit me up. If the numbers make sense, I’ll either pay you for the plan or invest with you.

[Kiplangat🇰🇪 @KipLecturer]

@polo_kimanii Kwanza kuna ingine inaitwa PHOTOSHOOT,mwanaume mzima anafanyishwa styles na kameramani Ati juu Bibi anataka picha safi za portrait 🤣🤣buana Kama hizi za Tekno hazibambi wacha ikae

[skand @binarySmith18]

you die a little every sunday evening when the clock strikes six

[Yuzkid 🗡️📿 @yuzkidofficial]

dick be hard as hell after you shave, like calm down boy you only getting a haircut 😭

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

Hii ni maisha gani mungu baba. Yani nilinunua TV kubwa,Tv Maduong,lakini ata two hours nimelemewa kukaa chini nione matunda ya jasho yangu bwana. Yani nafika kwa nyumba namna hii,TV naangalia dakika mbili usingizi nayo inasema Luwere luwere. Tv niliwacha ikiona mapaja ya Nina shaban pale NTV nikiamka napata tunaona Bookten,kumbe ni kipii ilipendua sirkal nikiwa usingisi ikaweka ninja tatos bwana. Namwambia rudisha news mara moja,angalau nchi isichomeke tukiona cartoon,dakika mbili usingis luwere luwere,round ya pili

Bwana we have accidentally become our parents,kimchezo tu tukiona. Mimi naona ata tumezeeka haraka sana jameni. Ni juzi tu nilikua class 6,wananiuliza what do you want to be when you grow up nawaambia I want to help the needy,sahii ni mimi niko needy,kama iko mtu alifanikiwa akuje atusaidie sisi tulilemewa akiamungu. This is not the life we prepared 20 years in school for,woi! Jowiii!!

[Onyango_tate @Wuodnyakach_]

Getting a man to fvck you is very easy but getting a man to commit to you is another sport

[Gaviria @Luciano420_M]

There is always a Vybz Kartel song you never heard

[𝐑𝐞𝐚𝐥 𝐌𝐀𝐒𝐇 @254_icon]

Kama uko na night data,change time ya simu ueke ikue midnight izo data zitawork hadi mchana

[1eastside🦅 @ask2people]

No way this is the same person bana

[KOT Socha 🇰🇪 @Kotsocha_ke]

Men in suits look so successful till you realize that they work for men in sweatpants.

[LILSON @Lilson_1]

Marrying a less attractive woman because she has good character is a valid choice.

[Pablo 🎱 @supuypweza]

By 30, most women have lived sexual lives that most men will NEVER experience.

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

To assert more dominance,Take your girlfriends phone,go to contacts edit and save yourself as “CS interior” . I will not explain further

[Tori_ @Toribabieegirl]

Stay celibate for at least 2 years, Go on your knees and ask God for anything, I swear you will get it.

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

Nikama ukihamia kwa matajiri nikama pia tabia za kitajiri zinajidownload. Kama mimi sasa nilihamia huku kwa lift,nimejipata nimetip jamaa wa boda. Nimepea yeye hamsini ya bure sahii tu. Sasa nataka ata huyu Eve maina nitafute yeye,nimpatie tip pia,askie msuri

[Eric @amerix]

Men,

The woman you are wasting your money on

• Buying flowers

• The latest phone

• Exquisite hotels

is taking advantage of you because you are ignorant.

Another man is chewing her with just a bowl of boiled beans, water, and salt.

STOP SIMPING.

#MasculinitySaturday

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

Mimi vijana nataka mjikaze kama mimi. Ata mhamie ploti kuna lift jameni,mambo yenu itabadilika namna atari sana. Sababu kama sahii,tangu mimi nihamie huku kwa lift situmii Sabuni kuoga,apana,mimi natumia kitu inaitwa shower gel. Yani nikama sabuni maji. Hii unajimwagilia kwa mkono unajipaka,mwili mzima unahakikisha imekua white kama night runner,kisha unaruka kwa maji unajikamua,unaoga kama vyombo,ukitoka hapo nakwambia unanuka kitu inaitwa Prosperity. Yani ata umaskini inastuka,inashangaa huyu tutawezana kweli akiendelea namna hii? You must live like you have overcome poverty,hebu tujikakamue vijana

[Idris Idahosa 🇰🇪 & 🇲🇹 @ASuruni]

Anaconda halloo😂😂😂

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

Tangu nihamie hii apartment iko na lift sijapika omena. Ni spaghetti,Omlets,French beans,na ugali number one. Mungu ni mwema,Officially a middle class. Please direct me to anyone selling a cheap chiwawa in kikuyu