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I’m white trash and I’m in trouble

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Im adopting this mfer

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I’m learning Spanish on Duolingo! It’s free, fun, and effective.

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In my family we don’t say I love you, we replace your empty coors light right into the koozie and crack it open bc ur hands are covered in oil

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People i heard about that died in the US over one weekend: several dozens murdered in mass shootings including one in my area
People i heard about that died in Japan over 10 whole days: one guy who was on a ladder during a massive earthquake

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My thoughts every second of every shift printing T-shirts

[Kaongo Bin Mwizi @laureezyf]

this is the same salary my workmates are raising children on???

[Kaongo Bin Mwizi @laureezyf]

this is the same salary my workmates are raising children on???

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No coors light in Japan

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@diyfieri So accurate lmao

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@0bitchuary You’re amazing 💚💚💚

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@Goodgortho Lmao classic Kdot

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New era. I wore the hell outta the one on the right since i got it 2nd hand for like 25¢ in 2017

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Not me falling in love with everyone at the maid cafe

[annie @kidfigment]

the amount of wii fit balance boards i see in thrift stores is fucking absurd and there’s no way they are recyclable there needs to be a government funded program for building houses with them or something

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@enachocheese Take care bud!

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@kidfigment I really love that one

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I’m about to ride a bullet train 😤😤😤

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Plastic pizza

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Do they got coors lite in Japan?

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Not the career counselor standing in front of this kid sitting asking him what job he wants. Like how tf is he supposed to answer something so weighty when you’re hovering over him?? The rapid fire list of career options she was spitting made ME anxious

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Trying to shop for business casual short sleeves like
❌V neck
❌armpit showing
❌ multi fabric composition
❌ three quarter length sleeves
❌ mens polo with tiny sailboats on it
No dice

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@JzyJB Oh hell yea I love perch

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When i went to temple as a freshman i was sooooo worried everyone was gonna think i was a hick/redneck even tho i truly wasn’t but now I’ve embraced the SoCo lifestyle and all i gotta say is YEE YEE