Matt Knoerzer

Jamie🖤

[Matt Knoerzer @mwknoerzer]

and I will say it to the day I die fuck this school

[Kofi Kwarteng @blackcaseworker]

Why is @Sethrogen dressed like he is doing coke in the 70’s?

[SpongeBob @SpongeBob]

When’s 👅 the 👅 next 👅 bus 👅 to 👅 Area 51 👅?

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Just had a very good call with @SwedishPM Stefan Löfven who assured me that American citizen A$AP Rocky will be treated fairly. Likewise, I assured him that A$AP was not a flight risk and offered to personally vouch for his bail, or an alternative....

[Shane @FC3shane]

Washed me car

[エディ 𝙀𝙙𝙙𝙞 🛜 @schassis_eddi]

Who needs jack stands when you have 4 red ringed Xbox 360's 😂

[mister rice @derekfriedrice]

No no. All my wedding guests smoking a cig for me, even if they don’t smoke idc

[☥ @smuckersbytyler]

Hip-Hop album covers with Micheal Cera has got to the be greatest meme on the Internet 😭

[Seth Rogen @Sethrogen]

I don’t want anyone to get hurt.

[billiam @BillRatchet]

sick bro can't wait till you take a girl home to that expensive house n she gives u absolutely NO pussy cuz you're podless

[Seth Rogen @Sethrogen]

Wild night last night.

[BIG A @_aaysia]

I truly believe my generation will put an end to these cancer sticks !

[Jon McCuen @mxcuen]

Happy New Year to everyone except babies who haven’t developed object permanence yet. I don’t fuck with that.