Matthew Wogksch

Epidemiologist at St Jude Children's Research Hospital. PhD with bad sports takes.

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@AnthonyDiComo Brewers will take him and turn him into a perennial all-star

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@SNY_Mets Always remember the reason Stearns gave for why Pete is not here: run prevention.

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@NoLayingUp Happy to see that every guy at the top of the leaderboard idolized David Duval

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@TronCarterNLU They didn't know what Tommy did on his tee shot on a par 5 a while ago. Literally one shot off the lead and they lost track of him.

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@ngschuNLU Banger tweet

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@KylePorterNS Aaron Rodgers

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@TronCarterNLU *We're coming home.

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@ANTIFAldo

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@AaronNagler England, when history is on the line

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@GolfChannel @TronCarterNLU we need you to confirm with your modeling.

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@TheMetsX Vientos ABSing a CLEAR strike...... he's seeing the ball well.......

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@KVanValkenburg Listen, I get your logic but this sucks and I hate it and I WILL NOT credit Windham for this at all.

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@GolfDigest Ultimate crowning. Windham shouldn't accept the trophy out of respect for the tournament.

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@TronCarterNLU Someone needs to stop the late evening looting. Send out a neighborhood patrol.

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@Ticato8 @TronCarterNLU If the winds do die, we might need to call for Windham to WD, out of respect for the game.

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@remember31_0 @TronCarterNLU Lost respect for him after that clown show

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@TronCarterNLU Wind forecasts gave the USGA an easy out. They have their scapegoat.

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@JustinRayGolf @TronCarterNLU We used to stand for something in this country! Disgrace!

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@PGATOUR @usopengolf Yall gotta stop tweeting like anyone likes this guy. NO ONE wants this

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@KVanValkenburg Listen Nelly... I've been there. Missed a 3 footer to win the 3rd flight of a member guest.... basically the same kind of pressure.