Michael

[Michael @mwoolery92]

@SheerID @ayedeegs @YouTubeTV It’s a little fuckin late isn’t it?

[Michael @mwoolery92]

@thenewnoticer @dom_lucre And Lindsay Clancy supporters

[Headshok1962 @Headshok1962]

Funny ways to say you gotta poop

"That fart is pulling a trailer"
"I got an 8 inch grip on a 9 inch turd"
"I think I'm running out of farts"
While sitting on the toilet, just yell out, "I'm crowning"
"Unburdening myself from what has been"
"I am dilated to a 10"
"Dammit, lunch is pushing out breakfast"
"Gonna make some stink pickles"
"Hey, @Diane94338153 I am gonna go cook up some stenchiladas"
"I'm bingo stamping my shorts, bro"
"Download a brownload"
"I am uneating"
"I have a task I cannot delegate'
"My fart fell out"
"My food lease is up"
"I am currently negotiating the release of a chocolate hostage"
"My next fart has a companion"
"I have to go sit down somewhere else"

[Michael @mwoolery92]

@ginamilan_ @Rizzo_TV this you?

[Michael @mwoolery92]

@Highway_30 @Polymarket You should have a lawyer send this to arbitration. The wnba just created a logical and philosophical dilemma: who says, and with what authority, what a woman is AND how is it bad faith given the current rules set by the @WNBA

[Michael @mwoolery92]

@joelamite @RandPaul Pretty much. Not taking Fauci’s side here at all but he did what was best for his own interest. Misdemeanor conviction. Short incarceration. He didn’t snitch on anyone, and he avoids any major convictions. I hate it, but, for him, it was the smart move. He deserves much worse.

[Michael @mwoolery92]

@joelamite @RandPaul From what grok explained, another committee will vote on it. If he’s convicted of contempt of Congress, he’d face up to a year in prison (4-6 months is the average) and a fine. So not really a whole lot.

[Michael @mwoolery92]

@CultureCrave Does that mean I can get my account un-permabanned now?

[Michael @mwoolery92]

@Dominos_UK UK censorship laws

[Michael @mwoolery92]

@elsathora We have a little bit of everything here. If you want to party, go to Broadway. You’ll see incredible musicians in every single bar on the strip (not exaggerating). Just keep in mind that everyone else will be a tourist as well. So don’t judge us based on what you see there lol

[Michael @mwoolery92]

@Artoe_Daytoa @gro_tsen Why are all of the lowercase s’s written like that? Was it because the print/ink wouldn’t be legible if it was the correct size/shape given the font size?

[1776 Live @250YearsAgoLive]

Continental Congress HAS SIGNED A DECLARATION OF INDEPENDENCE! 

The UNITED STATES are OFFICIALLY INDEPENDENT from BRITAIN.

LIBERTY BELLS ring out throughout Philadelphia; the streets ERUPT IN ECSTASY.

[Pub @PubWanghaf]

NINE EREVEN

[Michael @mwoolery92]

@Panzerpicture @redban looks like the same thing is happening to other channels on YouTube as well

[Michael @mwoolery92]

@FreddyLA7 I love seeing your posts. Next time you go to Waffle House, get your hashbrowns scattered, covered, smothered and topped. It’s a game changer. Especially at 1am.

[Michael @mwoolery92]

@king_cong_tyler @VictoriaJustice Did you write this with predictive text?

[Michael @mwoolery92]

@ArmyofMoms_com @WhiteHouse @StephaniaNYC Go to a different OB

[Michael @mwoolery92]

@d_asher @david_had1 One of many possibilities is because of the implication/weight the truth carries. There aren’t many things (if anything at all) every country can agree to do together, like cover up alien existence. If they did, thenthe reason is probablyso dire that not doing it was catastrophic