Just finished my live on Instagram here: https://t.co/lPjhqVYaGO
As promised— here is the email from the rabid activist declining to give me a test, plus my response to her. She clearly isn’t stable enough to work in health and is a danger to the Aspen community.
Was really special to perform #Austin on the one and only @opry stage for last night’s @acmawards. Still can’t believe it’s been 20 years for this song... thank you country music for believing in it!!! Unforgettable!!! #ACMawards https://t.co/d3l5b7DYuG
Why has “oh, but I’m gay” become a default excuse for immorality?
It was Kevin Spacey’s line when he was accused of sexual assault.
Andrew Gillum’s when he was caught with a hooker and crystal meth.
Now it’s the reason Lil Nas X needs to make a satan shoe with human blood?
The “let’s make guns illegal” crowd still hasn’t quite figured out that we’ve already made shooting-up-grocery-stores-filled-with-innocent people illegal.
Criminals don’t care about your laws, folks! Otherwise, they’d be law-abiding citizens.
Ordering delivery pizza from the answering service through Pizza Hut and giving the guy my email. “M as in Mary, K as in cat, no wait. Kitten.” 🤦🏼♀️🤦🏼♀️🤦🏼♀️🤦🏼♀️
Congratulations to @RogerMarshallMD on winning the Kansas Senate primary!
Roger will be a great fighter for conservative values and @realDonaldTrump in the Senate! #kssen
This is your daily reminder that the mainstream media dedicated more time and fever to the number of diet cokes @realDonaldTrump drinks, than to transcripts which reveal that former President @BillClinton visited a private sex/pedophile island with two young women.
Head scratcher: The same people who are pro-abortion and “your body your choice” are the same people who are prodding and demanding that you wear a mask in efforts of.... saving lives. 🐸☕️
Dear Minneapolis,
Pretty much everyone agrees that the cops involved in George Floyd’s death were wrong, and hopefully they will rot in prison for it. But lootin’ & burnin’ down your own city doesn’t do anything. You’re tryin’ to prove a point by shootin’ yourself in the foot.
I know this is extremely trivial given ... well, everything ... but I miss my eyebrow threader a lot.
If your job is currently being called “non-essential,” that in no way equates to “unimportant.”
It’s highly likely someone REALLY misses you right now.