S.P.R.i.N.K.L.E

Me: “Hi my name is Mitchel.” Them: “Do ya go by Mitch?!” Me: “What the f*ck did I just say to you?”

[S.P.R.i.N.K.L.E @mwrenkert]

Never give up. ur so strong gurl don't eva give up love you keep ur chin up.
<3<#
bye

[S.P.R.i.N.K.L.E @mwrenkert]

Since when does @YouTube auto play campaign attack ads without any way to skip or see it? I don’t want to hear Trump’s vitriolic spew, I want to watch Unbiased History.

[S.P.R.i.N.K.L.E @mwrenkert]

What’s happening to this country?! https://t.co/7KSuGky5nQ

[S.P.R.i.N.K.L.E @mwrenkert]

@JocilynHessler Ouch!!! I hate watching service guys drive my car!

[S.P.R.i.N.K.L.E @mwrenkert]

@theda_parker Sorry fam!

[S.P.R.i.N.K.L.E @mwrenkert]

CT Logic:
CT Citizens - we will pay taxes on recreational marijuana to create more revenue.
CT Gov. - Fuck you guys we are gonna toll the shit out of you.

[S.P.R.i.N.K.L.E @mwrenkert]

Bank of America is the kinda ho that gets off work early to cheat on her husband. Fuckin bitch #smh

[S.P.R.i.N.K.L.E @mwrenkert]

@theda_parker Can’t wait for the new rap album to drop!

[S.P.R.i.N.K.L.E @mwrenkert]

Defensive driving does not mean staying in the left lane to defend it from other drivers. #smh

[S.P.R.i.N.K.L.E @mwrenkert]

2018 ended just as bad as 2017 and the start of 2019 isn’t off to a good start, just like 2018.
#firstdayworstday

[S.P.R.i.N.K.L.E @mwrenkert]

TFW the stupid kid at the drive through fucks up your order and you just feel betrayed by the restaurant.

[S.P.R.i.N.K.L.E @mwrenkert]

“Your mouth is overwhelmed with egg!”

[S.P.R.i.N.K.L.E @mwrenkert]

I think I’m just about coughed out... ugh

[S.P.R.i.N.K.L.E @mwrenkert]

#TFW You go in a circle of buying and returning stuff online just to save $8, “Bitch I’m thrifty!”

[Nihilist Arby's @nihilist_arbys]

Yes. You’re a disappointment to your parents, but look at the bright side, you’re not the one who gave birth to an unloveable fuck up, they are.

Eat arbys

[S.P.R.i.N.K.L.E @mwrenkert]

@theda_parker your eye looks high in your pic lol #sorrytobotheryou

[S.P.R.i.N.K.L.E @mwrenkert]

Friend, talks to me and accidentally says something about gov.
Me, goes into radical rant that no one can make sense of.
Friend, “This is why you can’t be a member of the community.”