Molly Karate Temple

Regrets are for horseshoes and hand grenades.

[Molly Karate Temple @mwtemple]

@danielvankirk Heck yeah. Thanks friend!

[Molly Karate Temple @mwtemple]

@danielvankirk Hi Daniel! Is your Madison show on Thursday 8/12 or Friday 8/13? Venue and Eventbrite say 8/12. Thanks! #subjecttochange

[Molly Karate Temple @mwtemple]

@danielvankirk *insert Michigan college sports joke*

[Molly Karate Temple @mwtemple]

Hand sanitizer made for @danielvankirk .

[Gareth Reynolds @reynoldsgareth]

Trump is sending cease and desists to get this ad taken off the air. Therefore, share the fuck out of it:

[Bleacher Nation @BleacherNation]

FOLKS! At 1pm CT @espn is showing the full @KerryWood game!

You will get to see every one of his 20 strikeouts as they played out at the time. Glorious. @PitchingNinja

[Molly Karate Temple @mwtemple]

Boss Lady in the hoooooouse (literally)

[BerryTang @BerryTang]

WATCH OUT I'M THE FUCKIN' GRUMPS

[Molly Karate Temple @mwtemple]

😲

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

my god. read this on the toilet ‘cuz you will shit yourself at the end of this thread

[Molly Karate Temple @mwtemple]

Radio voice of the Cubs Pat Hughes having no earthly idea what a gif is, is prime @SklarBrothers pandy pods material. So wholesome and hilarious. https://t.co/v0Em5ZwwG3

[Molly Karate Temple @mwtemple]

LOL

[Molly Karate Temple @mwtemple]

Our happy little @cubs fan enjoying the big victory on Saturday!

[Molly Karate Temple @mwtemple]

Attempting to lip sync ⁦@spizzyspose⁩ to keep little dude entertained in the car and he’s all like:

[Molly Karate Temple @mwtemple]

My nerdy little dude enjoying some @mclars on this fine Sunday morning!

[Molly Karate Temple @mwtemple]

@danielvankirk @DPTpodcast Meth (I assume) is a hell of a drug. https://t.co/RPG26BwN58

[Samantha Bee @realsambee]

BREAKING NEWS: ENTRANCE INTO COLLEGE UNJUST, TILTED IN FAVOR OF WHITE KIDS WITH RICH PARENTS.

[Christine Cherry, the Beep of all Meeps @chriscereza]

GOP: Here's Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez in high school DANCING! She's so frivolous!

GOP: Did you know that Beto O'Rourke was in a punk rock band?! Shocking!

Dems: Brett Kavenaugh-

GOP: That was a long time ago!

[Kim Kierkegaardashian @KimKierkegaard]

The sad day has finally arrived. My book is outselling Søren Kierkegaard 😐

[Molly Karate Temple @mwtemple]

Nice little stroll through Olbrich this morning! Fall in full effect. @ Olbrich Botanical Gardens https://t.co/5uOJMBypqy

[Molly Karate Temple @mwtemple]

@Ask_Spectrum Internet is down in Madison, WI. Any time estimate for a fix?

[Molly Karate Temple @mwtemple]

Lazy Saturday. https://t.co/AZjB9Fvieu