Madison M.

30yo. Just a dude from North Carolina. Follow me for random tweets and some of the strangest sports takes you will ever read!

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@alanax3o Added!

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@MarkLIVE @Alexzachary305 I noticed that too. He used to be much different when he was an analyst on Stadium years ago

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@Sweetbuttermil3 "While I am delighted that you would like to play with a goddess such as myself, I must decline."🤣

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@warriorsworld I hope he stays they're gonna need him and he loves it at Golden State. Celebrini will get him healthy. 2 years + player option for a 3rd year, 22 million per year

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@DubsLead @BleacherReport December: "Anthony Davis tweaks ankle walking to the court."
January: "Anthony Davis can't play due to lost fingernail."
February: "Anthony Davis can't play due to his goldfish drowning."

Nah we're good 😂

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@worldyouredrunk @archeohistories We live in the 21st century but its 2026, not 2126. Yes 1908 is early 20th century🤦‍♂️

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"I hit him with da lateral movement." -Olajuwon

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@MystikaArt @anitahanjov @nestapendragon This!^

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@nestapendragon This is the 2nd time that happened. I missed out on the Office and Iron Maiden lairs in the same way.

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@nestapendragon I had the bundle in my cart and it says the queue was "over and hour." I come back to my office from a 40 minute lunch break and somehow I was at the front of the line for 10 minutes and it said I took too long to check out🤦‍♂️. So I missed out on the non-UB lairs.

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@PlayersChoice_ The Knicks

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@shortyguy772820 @SbSmelly @AkashPatel60856 @PlayersChoice_ Klay missed 2 of those games and got hurt again in game 6, and KD missed 5 games. And Steph was playing with an injured hand. The Warriors were at like 25% strength and had to play guys like Alfonso McKennie🤣. What do you mean?

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@MissPookems Ninja Gaiden 2 (Xbox 360) final boss. I rented it from the local library and went through the whole game in three days with barely any deaths. The final boss made me turn in the game voluntarily😂

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@Kiran62r2 Gaming: a hobby that relieves stress and can help keep the brain going with problem solving/communication = childish.

Binge watching reality TV: doesn't do much for you other than conversation about how Becky slapped Mike on the latest episode of the Bachelorette = accepted 🤣

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@NoContextHumans I always tip properly but the reality is, the business shouldn't make it the customer's job to pay their employees. They should have enough decency to pay a living wage in the first place. The tips system just gives the business an excuse to be scummy and cheap.

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@Ragingx26 @poetryenjoyer @Im_Connoisseur @THEREALDAWG74 @BronWorld How about the fact that Giannis had one of the worst looking knee hyperextensions of all time in the conference finals and told the doctors "screw you Im playing in the Finals anyway" and had that absurd run. I dont know how that man didnt tear something. It looked career ending.

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@FastbreakHoops5 Duke JJ Redick.

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@CountHaunted @PierreMiller @darrenrovell Some teams give rings to close friends, family, employees, and even players who were traded mid-season. Sometimes they're a different and cheaper version of the championship rings that the actual players get though.

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@uscfan981 I'm not a Bron fan by any means, but he's at least top 3. At this point Jordan, Kobe, and Bron can be put in any order at the top and I wouldn't be upset with it. Steph should also be a little higher than 10.

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@NBAonReal He "slowed down LeBron" 😂