shawn!

flippin candy corn to skeletons

[Breitlings & Benellis @BarbourBurner]

A lot of 27-33 year old men trying to be Anthony Bourdain. Cowardly.

I’m Action Bronson-maxxing. I’m on the phone with a Turkish saffron broker at the baccarat table. I’m providing color commentary on arms deals.

You bought black American spirits and called it “a vibe”

[thebe kgositsile @earlxsweat]

I just fuckin Tre flipped el toro

[shawn! @mx83sm]

if I died tonight my plug would still haunt you

[shawn! @mx83sm]

I DID IT AND YOU DIDNT THATS THE DIFFERENCE!

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

Wrap up the take of the year race. It’s over

[shawn! @mx83sm]

Two and a half hours to get 45 miles I am sick to my fuckin stomach

[Hammond Cheese @HammondCheddar]

Typa shit I be on ngl

[FOOS GONE WILD @foosgonewild]

AIden 🎈

[۟ @ragingxngxl]

The only nigga that could testify against me just killed himself drunk driving

[shawn! @mx83sm]

can’t kill me cause I been dead!

[Stavros Halkias @stavvybaby]

DIS IS A OFFICIAL MESSAGE TO DA NFL FROM ANOMYNOUS STOP MAKING DA RAVENS BAD AT FOOTBALL!!!!

[shawn! @mx83sm]

it’s dark and hell is hot

[shawn! @mx83sm]

you can hate me but I’m proud of you still did everything you said you would

[Ronan @RonanCantSee]

“I was just following orders” was rejected as a defence at the Nuremberg trials by the way

[Matt McCusker @mattwritesbooks]

Wishing everyone the best of luck today. May you utterly humiliate and destroy your political opponents online. You are completely right about everything. Don’t ever forget that.

Have a great day.