mXOverheard

Overheard something funny, weird or just plain dumb? mX has! Tweet us what you've heard and get our favourites right here.

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Guy: "I stepped on a dead bird and it squeaked like a rubber ducky."

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Teen: "How many cities are there in Melbourne?"

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Girl: "This new phone is weird. It's got, like, a selfie camera at the front but no normal one at the back!"

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Girl: "You know how people have an angel and a devil on their shoulders? Well, I have two devils."

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Guy 1: "My girlfriend is going to do pharmaceutical science."
Guy 2: "Does she want to become a wizard?"

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Girl: "I'm going to stop opening my mouth."
Boy: "Why?"
Girl: "So I don't say any more stupid things for you to send to @mX."

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Guy: "Carrot is a fruit. Wait, no, it doesn't grow on trees.''

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Guy: "OMG I've gone viral ... I've got 11 likes already."

[Spencer Howson 📻 @SpencerHowson]

I'll miss these after tmrw RT @mXOverheard: Announcement: "Please do not use the escalators as a play set, it's pretty dangerous, kiddies."

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Girl: "My filling fell out, now I'm growing a new tooth."

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Announcement: "Please do not use the escalators as a play set, it's pretty dangerous, kiddies."

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Guy 1: "Well I started from the bottom."
Guy 2: "And you're still currently at the bottom."

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Girl: "And he murdered himself!"

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Guy reading @mX: "I just don't get magazines eh."

[👻 tahlz 👻 @zlhatt]

can we please keep the overheard twitter going regardless of the mx not being a thing anymore @mXOverheard

[JG @Dr_Butcher_MD]

Girl (doing a crossword): The woRD must end in 'RD', that's weiRD, I don't think any words end in 'RD'.

TheHardWord
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Girl: "I love when tradies wear those fluorescent yellow and black beanies, they look like light bulbs. Walking light bulbs."

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Guy: "I had peanut butter on broccoli for lunch. It was weird but I just sucked it up."

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Girl: "Oh my god, it's an emergency! I've gotten on the wrong train."

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Medical student: "I think I mucked up the diabetes test. When they asked me what the diagnosis was, I said, 'not diabetes'."