Aster

25. she/they. I make tweets sometimes.

[Aster @Mx_Chievous]

@ProjHailMaddie Now they’re compliscamt!!!

[turbomander @turbomander]

police: we really don’t recommend you look at the body just yet. it’s…it’s a grisly scene in there.
me: *thinking really hard* hmmm…grizzly…scene…

[Aster @Mx_Chievous]

@ProjHailMaddie Cancels you 🤭

[Ch4rl13 @milktst]

Some are saying that elefun (elephant butterfly game) is even better than metal gear solid 3 ⁉️‼️⁉️👀👀

[Aster @Mx_Chievous]

@baraarms With no context this looks like you’re tying to turn yourself into a cyborg on a budget

[Aster @Mx_Chievous]

@cursedtara As the prophecy foretold…

[jon drake @DrakeGatsby]

Liberty Mutual really thought they did something with this Liberty Bibberty shit. I’ll run that little freak over with my car

[translated cats @TranslatedCats]

He is happy with and without the apple.. we have a lot to learn from him.

[⏰T.T Crazy⏰ @DaCrazytete]

Sorry to keep a lady in waiting
#deltaruneㅤㅤㅤ

[legal_party (Legal) @PartyLegal]

Guess we can cross “PS5” off the list.

[Aster @Mx_Chievous]

@ProjHailMaddie @baraarms Doesn’t gotta be lavender if she just forcefems him #worksmarternotharder

[Jack Subpar @SuisizeMe]

Flipping through the titles on hulu, making a point to scroll past brokeback mountain at the exact same tempo as the other films, not gayly slow or homophobicly fast

[Aster @Mx_Chievous]

@baraarms Oh hell yes. When you’re at trivia night nationals in a few years, you’re gonna look back on this as the start of it all

[beetle moses @beetlemoses]

Lowball em

[alton🍉(comms open) @euclicide]

#krusie

[Rayaan @Rayaan_Pog]

Best npc in all of deltarune

[Aster @Mx_Chievous]

@baraarms Well have you tested your hip to make sure it’s still the same one? I bet you haven’t

[Super Mario Facts @SuperMarioFact]

Only the real Bowser is capable of using both hammers and fire.