Me: “hunt (toddler) you need to apologize to mummy and me for having such bad manners on the train”
Hunt:”and the two of you, I’m sorry for being an ass on the train”
😂😂😂😂😂
I was watching a try guys video & one of them made a joke in reference to the pillowman play so thanks @aleary13 for setting me up years ago to feel special by understanding that v niche reference 👏👏👏
Toddler & I were walking by a baseball field, so I asked him if he wanted to play baseball when he’s bigger & he said yes. Then I asked him what else he wanted to do when he’s bigger.
“I just want to eat grilled cheese!”
#samebuddy
Dear Uber drivers: if I am taking an Uber at 5:30 am, I really don’t want to talk to you. Especially if I have my headphones on & im trying to forget I’m awake.