breakfast princess

all tweets are copyrighted i'll sue you buddy
(they/them) @feralxfawn

[breakfast princess @mx_magpie]

@simpIycheyenne do it

[breakfast princess @mx_magpie]

@TJ_DeRosa OI

[ABC News @ABC]

BREAKING: The Atlanta police officer who was fired after fatally shooting Rayshard Brooks in a Wendy's parking lot last year has been reinstated by Atlanta’s Civil Service Board. https://t.co/NAgjRSCi3z

[breakfast princess @mx_magpie]

god i can't fucking imagine making 10x what i make now and not considering myself rich what is wrong with you goblins

[Adam Johnson @adamjohnsonCHI]

Every year the president declares May 1st “Loyalty Day” and every year its creepy and weird https://t.co/raw2daExzV

[Michael Luo @michaelluo]

NEW from next week's @newyorker: "The government may not have been in regular touch with exotic civilizations, but it had been keeping something from its citizens." https://t.co/2sDkS2V4sZ

[Victory Over the Sun @bastard__wing]

Steve Reich could never

[daniel 𓃒 @tiredtaurus]

look at this cow swimming

[Dick King-Smith HQ @DickKingSmith]

"The tallest mallard duck to have ever lived (since records began) known as 'Long Boi.' He lives on the campus of the University of York, England. He stands just over 1m tall (3.5ft)."

[breakfast princess @mx_magpie]

those are all the same guy with different facial hair i won't be fooled

[BrooklynVegan @brooklynvegan]

Stream WV metalcore band fallfiftyfeet’s (members of False Accusations) debut single, "Parting Gift" https://t.co/XumZ0i8hJa

[maia hibbett @maiahibbett]

best moment in the npr transcript of biden's speech

[Libby Nelson @libbyanelson]

Sometimes I think about how @xkcd has just been out here writing a perfect social history of the pandemic in real time.

[TOBI LOBA @TOBISWURLD]

maybe i’m the problem

[Keri Blakinger @keribla]

I'm reading a compassionate release case rn where the man at one point tried to kill himself & BOP responded by putting him in SHU, never letting him go outside & denying him *any books*

"He mostly paces back and forth in the cell all day &stares at a wall. There is no window"

[Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein]

#BackTheBlue