Max

buckle up, butter cow

[Max @mxblanc]

The human shrek saga continues

[Max @mxblanc]

At this point I feel like someone is pulling a prank on me

[Max @mxblanc]

Unintentional self-own

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Any government institution is most likely to be the opposite of its name

[Max @mxblanc]

Finance bro quietly slipping t*ariffs into ebitda

[Max @mxblanc]

Nosferatu, brute?

[Max @mxblanc]

Started wearing undershirts under my sluttier sweaters, but now it looks like I’m wearing garments…

[Max @mxblanc]

Do Not disturb. I am busy, flipping through the Sherwin-Williams catalogue

[Max @mxblanc]

I hate facebook ai slop 99% of the time, but…

[Max @mxblanc]

Every day

[Max @mxblanc]

Mario in hawaii like “Oahu!”

[Max @mxblanc]

@UNOsk8rgorl No coming back from this one

[Max @mxblanc]

Law prof called me a millennial during class 😩

[Max @mxblanc]

I missed cbs Sunday morning

[Max @mxblanc]

Oh my favorite pasta shape? Dinosaur, next question.

[Max @mxblanc]

I do this for the same reason

[Scientific American @sciam]

The attentive and endearing doggy head tilt might indicate your pup is trying to process what you’re saying https://t.co/I0r5F7Tkjb

[Max @mxblanc]

Instead of dating apps I’m going to farmers markets while looking confused

[Max @mxblanc]

Ok Simone de Beauvoir

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Businessman Does His Work Lying On Bed Like Schoolgirl https://t.co/uKSC9cGFXh

[Max @mxblanc]

This is my mom with scrabble go

[KidDracula @HorseSkull666]

She’s flying into a gamer rage

[Max @mxblanc]

Listening to Noah Kahan and then thinking about the lyrics