max

nothing I say is serious, yet everything I say is extremely serious

[max @mxcfld]

Two dumb bitches telling each other ‘exactlyyyyyyyyy’ #bbuk

[‘☭ @cyberpyongyang]

harry and omar being reformers.

harry - gay
omar - immigrant

#bbuk

[max @mxcfld]

@Zombie_Jesus_v3 @LFC6666_ @PennyJp21 I’m crying not one tweet you have posted proves any of your theories what are you even trying to do here 😭 I think you need a hobby or a life. Leave us young ones alone thanks and take ur bitter old self elsewhere thanks I have literally nothing for ur crazy ass.

[max @mxcfld]

It’s still so funny to me that Phillip is offended by the word queer 😭 what does he think the Q stands for in LGBTQIA+ lmao #bbuk

[Michael @Mphillips0295]

@mxcfld The wayyyyy I would be eating their food as soon as it lands!!!!!!! NOW YOU CAN HAVE ALLLLL THE CRACKERS! Close your legs to married men & fuck offfff

[max @mxcfld]

@Mphillips0295 Hahahahah TELL THEM BABE!!

[max @mxcfld]

Philip and Rochelle are just BULLIES. Why would they eat all of their crackers? And not one person in that room had a backbone because not one person stuck up for Rob even though it was very clearly out of order. #bbuk

[max @mxcfld]

@adoomies3 Omg I didn’t even clock that and you’re so right

[jodie ❤️‍🔥 @jlb26_]

“my mum wears a burka. you worry about your taxes, that comes from a place of privilege. i worry whether my mum is gonna come home at night.” GET HIM AGAIN YASMIN #bbuk

[max @mxcfld]

@Zombie_Jesus_v3 @LFC6666_ @PennyJp21 This is literally a fact wtf are you talking about. There would be NO gay rights like we have today if it wasn’t for Marsha and many other trans folk. You need to educate your loser ass Sweet Zombie Jesus

[max @mxcfld]

@teeshakur_ Like he didn’t even have to try hahahaha

[max @mxcfld]

IVE BEEN SAYING THIS

[HamishSteele @hamishsteele]

I need them to do this for the Spice Girls and I am not joking

[max @mxcfld]

Yes Yas and Twinks tell his dumb Tory ass!!! #bbuk

[max @mxcfld]

Phillip lying there eating that cereal with his mouth full and talking. He is so disgusting and horrible I genuinely hateeeeeeee seeing him on screen 🤮 🤮 🤮 #bbuk

[max @mxcfld]

@ellad3vi Ok but are we going to share the website or………

[max @mxcfld]

What is this crowd…………. That abysmal lot are going to think they’re the public’s fave :(
#bbuk

[max @mxcfld]

Am I actually seeing signs for PHILIP in the crowd ??? And ROCHELLE ?? what the actual hell im genuinely starting to believe people’s theories about them being protected because they have ties to ITV. #bbuk

[max @mxcfld]

Harry saying he lives by the saying ‘don’t think. just do.’ LMAOOOOOOOOOOO like we can tell! he doesn’t help himself at all does he 😭😭😭 #bbuk

[max @mxcfld]

This woman is a genius

[Otto @ottosipe]

Met a very passive aggressive passenger on @delta today. Immediately angry about my using the armrest before takeoff.

She installed an earring on her sleeve to poke me. I didn’t mind till the turbulence when it stabbed me.

I calmly asked her to remove it, she wouldn’t, and told me I was taking up too much of my seat cause I’m a man. 🥵

This legal? Also, how do people get like this?

[max @mxcfld]

@coc0bain @cawoo__ Like make it make sense

[max @mxcfld]

@teeshakur_ Literally lmao pussy asf !!