My husband giving me directions to our kid's game like, "Head north."
Me:
Listen here, Christopher Columbus...
do I turn by Starbucks or head toward Target? 😂
"i hope this email finds you well"
- boring
- not this again
- blehhhhhhhhhhh
"i hope this email finds you before i do"
- commanding
- gets s**t done
- i wouldn't mess with them