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txst

[Ayômîde 🧢 @Haryormdey4u]

pov: you just started a new job and everyone’s using acronyms you haven’t learned yet

[dior ✞ @deeore5]

they working the fck outta me my phone still on 100 percent

[Wholesome Side of 𝕏 @itsme_urstruly]

Priorities

[Cats with tongue out @CatsTongueOut]

Why did he chomp it like an apple

[madonna @madonnarealstar]

The concept of a hamster feeling fat and insecure devastates me.

[Michael Fiore - Garden Center @Michaelfiore]

A freeze and 100+ degrees within the same week. Texas, you are drunk.

[Cats with Aura 😺 @catwithaura]

"Where do you see yourself in 40 years?"

me:

[𝕐o̴g̴ @Yoda4ever]

Making serious biscuits..🐈🐾😅

[We don't deserve cats 😺 @catsareblessing]

Stop moving that hand lady he wants to fit in by himself and enjoy the cuddles 🥹🥹

[₣ØⱤ₮Ɏ✭ @Forty1_0]

No this is fine. The North remembers The Lickening.

[Ounka @OunkaOnX]

I like her diagnosis 🤣

[eisha 🍒 @meishato]

would you still pick it up even if it meant you had to throw away the $100 in your pocket? there ya go, that’s why boys are stupid

[SweetMarie @Oceanbreeze473]

My husband giving me directions to our kid's game like, "Head north."

Me:
Listen here, Christopher Columbus...
do I turn by Starbucks or head toward Target? 😂

[𝐍.🎀༘⋆ @luvblessingz]

Complaining while getting the job done >>>

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

i’m gonna cry. we all need a friend like Ernie

[Pree @diabolicalpree]

I didn’t forget Elmo, but happy birthday! 🎉

[` @schiz04renic]

Nobody:
Me staring at the dead body in movies to see if i can catch he/she breathing

[james hawkins @james406]

"i hope this email finds you well"
- boring
- not this again
- blehhhhhhhhhhh

"i hope this email finds you before i do"
- commanding
- gets s**t done
- i wouldn't mess with them

[Marie🧚 @glitchu__]

me when life starts lifing a little too much.