Master Xehanort

Your attempts to destroy me are futile. I will always arise. (manually replies, not an RP account.)

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This town shall be your resting place!

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I cooked pizzas for all twelve of us to gather. Alas, only Vanitas appeared. He took all twelve pizzas and immediately left.

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A monster? Oh, I am but a lone old man with twelve unruly grandchildren.

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The broken boy who failed to be the blade... the misguided master who sacrificed herself for a friend... and the feckless Taco Bell employee who became my new vessel.

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Only now, have I truly won.

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There is a vast amount of white peop- *ahem* light upsetting the natural balance between darkness.

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But I'm a patient man.

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Empty creature from Ventus riven, to you, the name Bentus shall be given.

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And now it is your darkness that shall be the ark that sustains me!

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A monster? Oh, I am but a lone old man with twelve unruly grandchildren.

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Yes, little king. Perceptive.

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I am currently accepting donations for Eraqus’s retirement fund. That fool reached his limit.

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Vanitas is an abomination beyond hope of salvation. He will not cease those so-called “Fortnite” dances.

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You and I can do the worlds much greater good, by wielding the dark Oreo cookie and the light cremé filling in equal shares.

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Off goes Vanitas, he will not stop Vanitassing.

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Xemnas was an utter fool to not recruit Naminè into our ranks, and that is precisely why he will never be my favorite.

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Marluxia is... rather insistent on taking charge of the Organization’s budget...

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So, you wish to learn of the fifty types of oils and serums I apply to my goatee every morning?

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I stand here today because of a fated encounter, very many years ago, when I was still a young Taco Bell employee.

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My older self needs assistance with his phone once more... I’m not even from the era of cellular technologyWHY THE FUCK ARE THERE CHASTITY BELTS IN HIS SEARCH HISTORY