Max N

light as a father stiff as a bloard

[Max N @mxenewman]

@theoldzealand They’re essentially just pushing it back with no real discernible reason listed. I really do think that if Balogun goes on to score for us/play well for us against Belgium, the whole world will (rightfully) be up in arms, I think it’s a bit of a lose lose

[Max N @mxenewman]

@theoldzealand Man idk about this. I think it’s important to note that Balogun’s red card wasn’t rescinded, it was “suspended” (much in the same way Ronaldo’s was — their reasoning when that happened was a “lack of prior red cards”). So it’s not even really like they’re correcting a bad call

[Breaking The Lines @breakthelines]

From Emmanuel Amunike to Hidetoshi Nakata, we've seen several players catapult to stardom and earn lucrative transfers after the World Cup, but that's proving to be no longer the case.

@BlartBlarfunkel on the extinction of the World Cup breakout star: https://t.co/w7F6NNygFf

[john @johnsemley3000]

Steven Spielberg: the cosmic heft of 2001: A Space Odyssey made me feel as insignificant as a speck of sand on the beach.

Bill Simmons: there’s like two types of guys. you’re either a beach guy, or a pool guy. I think I’m a pool guy?

[beck♨️ @beckgoogle]

Elmer Fuh

[Snickels! (SLOTS ON TRELLO!) @DymeArachnyd]

hey thats great man

[Max N @mxenewman]

@passevertical @JuneVanBloem I’d be so upset if I was Teboho Mokoena

[Federico Martínez Penna @fmartinezpenna]

Hice un álbum de figuritas del mundial... PERO DE MÚSICA. 5 discos por selección, 48 países en total. Ya está el Grupo A en mi Instagram.

[Max N @mxenewman]

PSG - Bayern, truly, an astonishing display of footballing debauchery

[The Athletic | Football @TheAthleticFC]

And you thought this game would slow down after half-time...

Bayern Munich and Paris Saint-Germain see their effort of five goals in 45 first-half minutes, and raise you four goals in less than 25 second-half minutes.

Khvicha Kvaratskhelia and Ousmane Dembele extended PSG’s lead, before Dayot Upamecano and Luis Diaz responded to make it 5-4.

[Max N @mxenewman]

@beckgoogle 😭

[Max N @mxenewman]

@passevertical Milutinovic and Hernan Dario Gomez💯💯

Could see Gustavo Alfaro being next up in this mold if things eventually go sour with Paraguay

[Max N @mxenewman]

@JoestarJokic Hartenstein or smth

[beck♨️ @beckgoogle]

Green themed Bar Mitzvah

[Null @Null87670902]

On one side you have progress, justice, truth, modernity itself, while on the other you have dogma and despair clawing up from the abyss to birth it's foul pacific spawn #toosadtosee #SuperBowlLX

[Max N @mxenewman]

@AshwinRaman_ Truly a trade of unparalleled surreality. Like, maybe Kai Havertz to Arsenal for 75 mil, but if Arsenal were instead Fulham? Idk

[Max N @mxenewman]

@beckgoogle Two of my professors I think

[Max N @mxenewman]

@beckgoogle Busta Rhymes stuns alongside Ninja Turtles and Some Kids

[Far Away Football @FarAwayFootball]

I agree. Fewer spots for UEFA next time.