shoutout to anyone who’s struggling with their mental health and doesn’t think they can live like this for much longer. if you’re reading this, please stay alive, you’re still here and you’re so strong. i’m proud of you.
Miranda Hart just casually body-checked Boris Johnson on live television and the entire sofa collapsed.
She’s promoting her new book I Haven’t Been Entirely Honest With You and Graham points out the competition on the shelves. Without missing a beat Miranda says:
“Yes, well, Boris Johnson’s book comes out… Anyone bought it?
Here’s my thinking. My book’s called I Haven’t Been Entirely Honest With You… and his is called Unleashed.
We need to swap.
I’m unleashed back into society… much to your joy and pleasure.”
The way she delivers it deadpan, slightly unhinged, pure Miranda has Selena Gomez, Zoe Saldana and the whole panel losing it.
No forced punchline. No trying too hard. Just one perfectly timed title swap that roasted a former Prime Minister in under ten seconds.
This is why people still love Miranda. She doesn’t do “content.” She just opens her mouth and chaos happens.
You mean to tell me that the BBC cancelled all of its queer shows in the last few weeks/months and then they announce a docu-series about one of the most hateful transphobic women alive?
AN UNBELIEVABLE WIN FOR SONAY 🤯
Sonay Kartal scores an epic win over No. 5 seed Elina Svitolina to reach her first-ever WTA 1000 semi-final!
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