maggie

me, the illegitimate love child of procrastination, sleep, and too many opinions.

[maggie @mxggieclairee]

my mom said “i love you, but i like you better with hair” oh well, 2 late!

[maggie @mxggieclairee]

@gwenstefani4eva i dong know what this means but,,, i’m intrigued

[Kimberly @kimberlyisNOT12]

how do i politely tell my parents that school is cancelled indefinitely because of coronavirus but also i can’t go home because it is simply Bad for my Wellbeing

[maggie @mxggieclairee]

@Mac_Wilk 🙄

[maggie @mxggieclairee]

my lil baby theo when i got him

[maggie @mxggieclairee]

what noise would dogs make if they were ticklish

[maggie @mxggieclairee]

if you pull out in front of people that’s not nice but if you put out in front of me and then TURN u belong at home

[maggie @mxggieclairee]

my dad just said “bull” and tried to cover it up by turning it into “bologna”

[maggie @mxggieclairee]

my dad- “happy valentine’s day. it’s a scam by hallmark. unless you have a boyfriend and i don’t have one of those.”

[maggie @mxggieclairee]

@babygirIzx added my puppy for extra happiness

[maggie @mxggieclairee]

it can’t be that hard to pick up your feet when you walk

[maggie @mxggieclairee]

between school and trying to apply for college i don’t think i have time to live too

[× k e l w y n × @vampdyke69]

septeber first, yall know wtf is up

[maggie @mxggieclairee]

dad: where you going
me: “to the gym??”
dad: “what, they giving out free drugs or something??”
me, returning: “what’s good?”
dad: “me.”

[maggie @mxggieclairee]

@Moes_HQ “wanna be on my moe’s thread?”
“fiNALLY!”

[maggie @mxggieclairee]

@Moes_HQ gracie, out of the blue, about chipotle ranch:
"you think they put crack in this stuff?"

[maggie @mxggieclairee]

@mackspacks i love how you can just see the “an outfitt” on the bag bc this is such a Look™️

[maggie @mxggieclairee]

i can’t decide what flavor ice cream i want how the h*ck will i decide where to spend 4+ of my most formative yrs and rack up debt @college

[maggie @mxggieclairee]

it’s the first day of school and there’s already a child pickup line in the student parking lot.... they can stand at the front like we did

[SouthernHomo @SouthernHomo]

"What are your plans this summer?"