Maz🦋

[hezi (hood celebrity) @hklivingg]

i liked fdlm but yk when ur outside & remember that you’re neurodivergent

[Jum @JesterJum]

The longer I live on this planet, the more i understand why geese just randomly attack people.

[Mabintou @mabintou]

The root of the UK’s problems are what I call the 4 P’s: privatisation, productivity, pensioners and property.

[liv 💛 @oliviazao]

Sorry, men - these bedazzled shorts and jeans? Burn them

[bigkhing @bigkhing001]

So weird when a parent of a gay child is homophobic. U made a gay person. Ur literally the gay source. Ur the carrier of gay. Ur the gay factory

[MISSESHABABY. @baddieeey]

The people that genuinely enjoy music get it

[. @playboicurrryy]

how it feels makin room for someone in the movie theater so they can get to their seat

[AshleyStevens @The_Acumen]

Also, please bring back calling people, self-centered, conceited, selfish, rude, egocentric, self-absorbed, uncaring, etc. Everyone isn’t narcissistic.

[💂🏻‍♀️👋🏻вєαя🍻🇬🇧™ @BigBearF1]

The best thing about the 30p plastic bag charge is that the cupboard next to my sink is now worth £672,348

[Amke. @amukelani_02]

calculating if i can survive till payday.😭

[gag the live. @viafication]

These girls 22-24 talking about marriage kids omg

[petiteprincess @girlyygirl666]

operating heavy machinery (my breasts)

[Maliha @CaffeinatedLiha]

There is only one thing that can replace a book. The next book.

[The Morally Corrupt Tay Resnick @SweetTayPie0104]

Are we to believe he combed the locs out?

[M.eilar 💗 @Karugiii]

Atp, it’s just me and Michael Jackson who haven’t watched his movie

[Salone Bobo🚀🇸🇱| Career “Helper”👨🏾‍💻 @abs1k_]

What was in the air man? This was easily the best bank holiday I’ve had in a minute

[Jamila 🔔 @_iamjamila]

This is exactly how I over exaggerate stories

[Rochelle Meyer @Rochelle__Meyer]

To sit by the ocean and disassociate.

[Z @Zirachukwu]

The concept of being a black woman living in a predominantly black country but choosing a white sperm donor so you can have a mixed race child.
Can’t tell if it’s mental illness, colorism, low racial self esteem or all 3.

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

imagine if mangoes didn't have that big ass stone in the middle and u could just eat them without any interference i wouldn't know how to act