melaniebird

• 24 • mum of 3 •

[Chloe Hutton @chloehuttonv]

I feel like all girls in the uk were told that Real Techniques makeup brushes were good when they were 14 and just continued using them ever since

[melaniebird @mxlanixbird]

@filletdabitchx Guaranteed it will be on Asda rewards app next week as a star product

[melaniebird @mxlanixbird]

@lolzysz Ngl this is too funny

[melaniebird @mxlanixbird]

My anxiety is currently in the avoidance phase so if you message me don’t expect a reply for at least 5 working days

[melaniebird @mxlanixbird]

Can the government just give the teachers what they want. Totally interrupting children’s routines. I’m in full support of the teachers. @NicolaSturgeon get it sorted. Before we end up with no teachers at all.

[melaniebird @mxlanixbird]

I’m not processing the fact I’ll be 25 this year

[melaniebird @mxlanixbird]

Anxiety 📈📈📈

[melaniebird @mxlanixbird]

@imacelebrity todays trial was the funniest one on the season so far 🤣

[Brutal Mindset @BrutalMindset]

10 straightforward quotes on self-care:

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[melaniebird @mxlanixbird]

Just watched @daz_black watches Andrew Tit. Absolutely destroyed.

[Daz Black @daz_black]

For you information. This is what a fat YouTube gamer can do.

[melaniebird @mxlanixbird]

@_meganpeffers @AlastairKirkpa8 😂😂😂 too funny

[melaniebird @mxlanixbird]

@AlastairKirkpa8 @_meganpeffers Smh 🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️

[melaniebird @mxlanixbird]

I miss being able to ping folk on bbm

[melaniebird @mxlanixbird]

Ngl if Santa doesn’t bring me a puppy this year then I’m telling the kids he’s not real.

[melaniebird @mxlanixbird]

Sometimes peoples intentions are transparent af.

[melaniebird @mxlanixbird]

No wonder I have trust issues man.

[melaniebird @mxlanixbird]

How do you even get in drama when you move to a city and speak to 3 people n one doesn’t even live there.

[melaniebird @mxlanixbird]

Imagine giving the address of single lassy with 3 bairns in the house out to folk. Fucking disgraceful. You’ll get what’s coming to you. Fucking arse hole.

[The Dad Challenge @DadChallengePod]

He’s a 10 but he leaves all the cupboards open in the kitchen.