sorry mom

they/them/there's something strange about that boy

[sorry mom @mxlightningtits]

the opinion that we need to Get Back To Normal when we have police murders & brutalizations, KKK lynchings, a horridly mismanaged pandemic, and an unjust healthcare system is starting to sound less like “I Don’t Get It” and more like “There Is No War In Ba Sing Se.”

[Riker Googling @RikerGoogling]

what happens to a starship after evacuation

[sorry mom @mxlightningtits]

once more with feeling:

[sorry mom @mxlightningtits]

is there anything more iconic than Twitter toiling through its final death throes on Danny DeVito’s birthday?

[StrictlyRockers 🇺🇦🌻 @christoq]

Twitter's San Francisco headquarters has gone hardcore tonight. #TwitterTakeover

[Best of Dying Twiter @bestofdyingtwit]

time to retweet this again

[LizaMinnelliOutlives @LiZaOutlives]

The legendary Liza Minnelli will outlive us all.

Long live the great Liza Minnelli

[sorry mom @mxlightningtits]

@girlcum_tobiass Truly An Historic Moment

[sorry mom @mxlightningtits]

So if you’re looking for the bar, we’ve just hit “man, even the colonizers didn’t suck this bad,” which I believe is geographically located in the area some 3000 miles beneath hell that even Satan thinks is nasty.

[sorry mom @mxlightningtits]

“Similar to pre-Roe” is accurate as long as you’re thinking of 1770s rather than the 1970s.

[sorry mom @mxlightningtits]

So even my tweet didn’t hit the mark. If you’re looking for historic anti-abortion precedent in America, you have to look specifically in the 153 years between 1820 to 1973, and exclude the 200 years prior, assuming we’re operating within the colonial history.

[Garnet Henderson garnethenderson.com on Bluesky @garnethenderson]

I am begging people to learn the difference between medication abortion and emergency contraception (Plan B). Tennessee did not ban Plan B, they banned sending abortion pills by mail, and it doesn’t take effect until 2023. The difference explained: https://t.co/2eqxltgMKw

[sorry mom @mxlightningtits]

1. Birth control is given as treatment or preventative measure for a variety of things that aren’t pregnancy including ovarian cysts, endometriosis, and anemia.
2. Even without that, birth control should be available everywhere, to anyone, at any time.

[keffals @keffals]

a 16-year-old trans girl from tennessee was denied an education because she wasn't allowed to use the correct washroom. the state decided she was truant. while playing minecraft, cops busted her bedroom door down and before dragging her into foster care asked "are you winning"

[terra @terrafically]

guy on csgo: hey so youre trans right? i have some questions. is it ok if i ask them? i mean, im cis af. just really curious about a few things.

me in my head: "awwww she wants my help"

me: yeah sure. what do you want to ask about?

[Christina Jedra @ChristinaJedra]

Today, May 6, is the anniversary of a major fuel leak at the Navy's Red Hill fuel facility in Honolulu which contaminated the area's drinking water.

The Navy initially said the leak was 1,000 gallons. Months later, they said it was 1,600.

Later it was 19,000 gallons.