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[vids that go hard @vidsthatgohard]

The Ed, Edd n Eddy theme song >>>

[Greensboro Police Department @GSO_Police]

If your cocaine dealer shorted you and didn’t supply you with the full amount of product, contact us at 336-373-2222 to file an official complaint.

[𝐈𝐧𝐬𝐢𝐳𝐰𝐚 𝐘𝐚𝐤𝐨 𝐌𝐝𝐥𝐮𝐥𝐢 @uthabowisdom]

ngo December after every two beers ngiyakhala , hay, zingibuyele shame this year.

[🐬 @_pauliegee]

today a woman saw me buying flowers for my girlfriend and she said to me "where do i find one like you" and i told her “right here”, because besides being romantic i'm also unfaithful

[Sfikile Mbalula🧍🏾‍♂️ @untando__]

Dipatje tsa gago le tsone nix?

[Neet @neet_sol]

as my final act of failure i will get a masters

[𝖓𝖎𝖈 @missNgrunge]

if you ever catch me socializing, just know i’m probably drunk

[lulu 🫧 @lulu2cool_000]

“After careful consideration…”

[George Mnguni @Okay_Wasabi]

Mojo Jojo singing “Everybody Wants to Rule The World” on ‘07 Cartoon Network

[sb @NlGGASTFU]

You deadass can’t talk sports with regular niggas bro istg they don’t be knowing shit about nothing

[Boulangère👩‍🍳🌵 @aishatudanpullo]

Not me. I am self aware enough to know I have terrible traits. Just working on being a better person everyday.

[Umlingiswa Osemqoka @Sbhalo60]

Ungayifaki kwi account izodleka

[🧸 @_y3maya]

“but you were the brightest among your peers”

just give me your keys and wallet ma

[𝐡𝐢𝐥𝐝𝐚 𝐡𝐮𝐫𝐫𝐢𝐜𝐚𝐧𝐞 @tsitsiii_t]

o sare o save(a) chelete, charger e senyege💔

[Thando Zulu @Thando_tz]

Ave izoshesha kodwa obituary yamii , wazalwa , waxakeka , wa xaka abanye , wase wafa 🥺

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

listening to an album for the first time is weird because you have to give your full attention to it, and you can't sing along.

[Umlingiswa Osemqoka @Sbhalo60]

Nilele? Kshuthi imali ninayo,isilima yimina.