Mad Max

you’re too close

[Mad Max @mxlvy]

this summer house drama has improved my quality of life no 🧢

[Mad Max @mxlvy]

might be back

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nothin like a girl moving into your house to make you appreciate your sports memorabilia

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@b_hans1520 such as myself, showing up to exercise

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@b_hans1520 all you have to do is park there to see some unique things

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I, for one, would love to.

[COACH PRIME @DeionSanders]

Who wants to Change the game with me!? #CoachPrime

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kanye west and kanye west alone has instilled in me a new confidence to tweet cuz no way I can sound that dumb……right?…

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proud of how my mustache is filling in but then at the same time my doctor told me I need to eat less carbs…
being 28 is t r e a c h e r o u s

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@b_hans1520 @actuallynotkt how many hot dogs tho

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kids who taught their friends limewire and YouTube to mp3 are software consultants now

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electric

[Sam Ryder @SamRyderSU]

ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED!? ALL the drinks on me 🍻🍻🍻

[Yo-Yo Ma @YoYo_Ma]

Wishing you all a happy 2022.

[Mad Max @mxlvy]

check this out we just hired a canister of jet fuel to fix our dumpster fire offense

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well it’s lookin like the next CU athletics hire I’ll be excited for is a new athletic director

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taking the long way to a birthday party so I can practice how to say “nice to meet you” 🤝

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I stopped it right here and I’m not going back

[Mad Max @mxlvy]

at the stage of plant ownership where, if one of my plants were to die, I would throw an absolute fit

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@b_hans1520 no one surprised by this

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cool thing about CU being down is that Archer is on the TV right next to it

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@b_hans1520 did u have an accident…? 🍔