Mayor Jenny's Oops! All Tear Gas!

terminal CS2 brain and I play DDR sometimes 💜 security geek 💜 she/they/🏳️‍⚧ 💜 late twenties 💜 sometimes 🔞 likes + rts 💜

[Mayor Jenny's Oops! All Tear Gas! @MXM_DFKT]

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[R8 Destroyers @r8destroyers]

@MXM_DFKT : "Pk, the only thing we choke on is cock."

[Mayor Jenny's Oops! All Tear Gas! @MXM_DFKT]

@fullmetalconc bam was crazy parasocial with this dude it's nuts. straight stalker level shit

[Mayor Jenny's Oops! All Tear Gas! @MXM_DFKT]

I'm gonna **** ******

[Erin - expert on everything @Kpopggstan1]

And now Knight is off the board! With the salary $$ freed up from losing both Clark and Jenner it let us sign her with the Charge!

[Mayor Jenny's Oops! All Tear Gas! @MXM_DFKT]

@genderatio poems depicting wee wee touching

[Mayor Jenny's Oops! All Tear Gas! @MXM_DFKT]

I have a deep moral hatred of both Vegas and the State of Colorado, both for entirely different reasons, and this extends to their hockey teams. The clear winner here is therefore Buffalo.

[𝘿𝙖𝙫𝙮 𝙅𝙤𝙣𝙚𝙨' 𝙇𝙤𝙘𝙠𝙚𝙧 𝙍𝙤𝙤𝙢 @DavyJonesLR]

@NordyJenn The most objectionable thing about the Avs is they have some players who are kind of unlikable while VGK is a rotten organization to its core. I'm mostly surprised at the "neither" comments.

[Katherine Argent @effthealgorithm]

Search is full of ads and wrong answers. Every other email is an ad. Prime Video charges you and shows ads. Paramount? Ads. Peacock? YouTube? Hulu? Ads followed by more ads. Netflix full of ads. Meta and X, every other thing is an ad. Pinterest is nothing but ads. AI is in everything. AI finishes sentences incorrectly and won’t stop. AI reads your email and search history to target you with more ads. Every time you open an app or visit a site there’s an update making it worse. In a hurry? First, click here to agree to terms you don’t have time to read and must accept. You need an account to do that. Change your temporary password. Enter your 2FA code. Check your email and enter that code. Now use a passkey. Your password is too simple to remember. Change it. No, not like that. Now log on. Enter your 2FA code. Check your email for a code… Welcome back! We’ve updated our terms of service and privacy policy (you have none). Subscribe to the site. Subscribe to Netflix. Subscribe to toilet paper. Subscribe to these groceries. Pay a membership fee for the right to subscribe then tip your driver who delivers the subscriptions your membership lets you subscribe to. Time to work? We’ve got to update your laptop and will slow down everything you do until you agree to update. But first, click here to agree. Update installed — your laptop’s broken now. It doesn’t matter, since your boss just replaced you with AI. Go to your phone to complain on social media. Wait, your phone needs an update so we can add more AI. Click here. Oh sorry, your phone can’t handle this update. Now it’s useless. Go get the newest phone. Here’s a text from a friend, an email, a voice mail they left three days ago but you didn’t see until now because of sync problems with the cloud. It’s their GoFundMe. Their MLM. Their Patreon. Never mind, you didn’t respond to their text within 9 minutes and now you’re no longer friends. They blocked you. Make new friends. Download this app to find people in your area. In your neighborhood. On your street. Two doors down from you. Do you know this person yet, we think you’d get along. You need an account to use this app. That username is taken. Enter a password. Not that one, you used it on another site. You need to be connected to WiFi to download the app. Allow the app to connect to other devices on your network. Allow the app to access your contacts, know your precise location, store your credit card details. Oops, sorry, we got hacked now all that info is available on the web. There’s a class action suit. You can join. It’ll take a decade to get your $3.73 share of the ten billion settlement. We’ll send it via PayPal or deposit it to your bank, just tell us those details. Oh no, another hack. That info is circulating now, too. Here’s a spam call, a spam email, a spam text. Why are you angry? Why are you talking about getting rid of your phone? Why don’t you like AI, it lets us make all of this easier? Do you know how ridiculous that sounds? This is progress. You’ll be left behind. Do you want to be left behind? Do you???

[Mayor Jenny's Oops! All Tear Gas! @MXM_DFKT]

@amiked @SwiftOnSecurity I wonder if that feeling like someone else is posting is a somewhat unintended side effect of this, in addition to the algorithm absolutely nuking everything but engagement bait posts recently
https://t.co/D414zY4QuX

[SwiftOnSecurity @SwiftOnSecurity]

As I've upped GLP-1 Retatrutide dose: I find social media diminishing in interest as to your opinions, or anyone knowing mine. I'm close to quitting alcohol. This did not happen on even high-dose Tirzepatide.

[Mayor Jenny's Oops! All Tear Gas! @MXM_DFKT]

br*tta c*rl deserves a suspension for that hit. clearly a repeat offender at this point Jesus fucking christ

[Mayor Jenny's Oops! All Tear Gas! @MXM_DFKT]

@tacticoolgf I really want to know what "and do not alter any substantive eligibility criteria" means. Is the ATF saying an ID mismatch on gender alone *won't* deny a sale? or is it not "substantive" because the only "valid" ID is one that conforms to the EO, even if state issued.

[Mayor Jenny's Oops! All Tear Gas! @MXM_DFKT]

@jordynbtw us Torrent fans HATE the refs. at least one full stadium chant of "REFS YOU SUCK" happened every single game this season, many times multiple times per game.

[Mayor Jenny's Oops! All Tear Gas! @MXM_DFKT]

@hzzymins They paid the Canadian price number in United States dollars. tag on the hoodie said $140, but didn't say CAD or USD. Store at the arena charged $140 USD. Turns out that tag was supposed to be $140 CAD, which is only $100 USD. which is the prices the online store later showed.

[Mayor Jenny's Oops! All Tear Gas! @MXM_DFKT]

@rekdt @shenetworks this only works if the person values money over the life and social connections they've built in the location they're in. fuck I need 10 million for if I lose everything around me that makes life worth it.

[Emerald City Hockey @EmeraldCityHky]

"Botterill, 49, will lead hockey operations as the team’s executive vice president and GM."

We'll clarify tomorrow, but this would seem to imply the team won't be cleaning house.

Don't like that.

[Seattle Kraken @SeattleKraken]

The #SeaKraken announced today that Ron Francis will be stepping down from his role as President of Hockey Operations at the conclusion of the 2025-26 season.

We wish Ron & his family all the best → https://t.co/Qcoy4T49HX

[Mayor Jenny's Oops! All Tear Gas! @MXM_DFKT]

GMRF GONE 🦀🦀🦀 the kraken are freeeeeeee

[Mayor Jenny's Oops! All Tear Gas! @MXM_DFKT]

@larsanthem it's okay! https://t.co/mQRLkj9q69

[𝘿𝙖𝙫𝙮 𝙅𝙤𝙣𝙚𝙨' 𝙇𝙤𝙘𝙠𝙚𝙧 𝙍𝙤𝙤𝙢 @DavyJonesLR]

Tonight was Eddie Olczyk’s last game of the season for Kraken Hockey Network but I confirmed with a team executive that he will be back on KHN next year to make fun of John Forslund’s driving.

#SeaKraken

[Mayor Jenny's Oops! All Tear Gas! @MXM_DFKT]

@buoysflow https://t.co/mQRLkj9q69

[𝘿𝙖𝙫𝙮 𝙅𝙤𝙣𝙚𝙨' 𝙇𝙤𝙘𝙠𝙚𝙧 𝙍𝙤𝙤𝙢 @DavyJonesLR]

Tonight was Eddie Olczyk’s last game of the season for Kraken Hockey Network but I confirmed with a team executive that he will be back on KHN next year to make fun of John Forslund’s driving.

#SeaKraken

[Mayor Jenny's Oops! All Tear Gas! @MXM_DFKT]

DOING THE REAL INVESTIGATIVE JOURNALISM

[𝘿𝙖𝙫𝙮 𝙅𝙤𝙣𝙚𝙨' 𝙇𝙤𝙘𝙠𝙚𝙧 𝙍𝙤𝙤𝙢 @DavyJonesLR]

Tonight was Eddie Olczyk’s last game of the season for Kraken Hockey Network but I confirmed with a team executive that he will be back on KHN next year to make fun of John Forslund’s driving.

#SeaKraken

[Mayor Jenny's Oops! All Tear Gas! @MXM_DFKT]

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[Seattle Torrent @PWHL__Seattle]

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