mari

DND

[Sentient Felicity (Kate R.) @AlaskanKate]

The girlboss leaving my body the second any maintenance light in my car comes on

[໊ @buffys]

drunk don’t judge me but if 10 plus 10 is 20 why is 9 plus 9 18……

[Jenni @hashjenni]

Thiss

[Alex @VenteDigo1]

“Hola tía, bien y usted?”

[jac @yufanluvr]

look at the brighter side, ash trevino has to go back to work

[BWAAP @enocbwaap]

how it feels coming back to twitter cause tiktok is banned and all the other apps aren’t as funny

[Tina Turtle 🐢 @tinaturttle]

Yeah but in the clerb, we all fam

[Money Mo 🏁 @MoClassified]

I’ve said this before & I’ll say it again. Don’t let the media fool you. Chicago is really THAT GIRL!

[Lonely🥀 @angelo_uf]

“Los fines de semana son para divertirse”

Yo:

[Tony Roundtree @Tonywithyy]

When you see your buddy buying shots from across the bar

[jynx @jynxbby]

i know a bitch really my friend when she survives the drunk me

[LIL WICK @malachiplayaaa]

“it’s not that deep” is insane cause these are my feelings not yours

[★ ★ ★ ★ ★ @___xrozzie]

Every time I put money away for a rainy day it start raining that same night 😭😭😭😭

[Reyda 🦖 @MsReyda]

🎶Cos tOonoight will be the noight that I will fawl for yuuuuu🎶

[All hail Rica 🧎🏽‍♂️‍➡️🧎🏽‍♀️‍➡️ @lovveRica]

Girl who is David

[☔ @Whotfismick]

Depending on the kinda day I had, that bitch best be scared of ME