M.M

[Duke☕🎧 @jose0081011431]

Esto no te lo hacía ni South Park en su época dorada.

Demencial lo de Reino Unido

[Kharis @kharis_micheal]

Maturing as a man is realizing that going back and forth with a woman is pointless.

[BIG HYCE @99hyce]

do not go broke trying to play husband at a young age.

[Bambulu @Bqmbulu]

Julius Caesar was so deeply in debt in his 30s that his creditors tried to stop him from leaving Rome. He left anyway, went to Spain, conquered it, and came back rich and powerful.

Yes, you can start all over again.

[☔ @Whotfismick]

Lie on your resume, lie during the interview, lie to your coworkers. It literally doesn't matter

[SJ @sjsavjd]

I hear it. But what we are really lacking as a society is a drive-thru Pepes.

[Qadi @Bigqadi]

Walking alone through a foreign city at night, realizing how far you’ve come. Top 3 peak moments ever.

[Fontane 🪂 @Richivno]

This is the actual definition of a faggot.

[DJ Green Villain @DJGreenVillain]

For a nigga that don’t drink or smoke, he really don’t make good decisions. He organically stupid

[Jedi @dhe3g]

Okay we need to apologize to the schizophrenics

[Kaguya’s Top Gal @hayasaka_aryan]

Women still make terrible choices at the cellular level, amazing discovery

[ashley ray @theashleyray]

see, i was in the trenches

[👍 @CLINT419]

that time when I lost 20K on faulty cargos and she was screaming at me bout liking IG photos <<<

[Shekilledyouu : ) 🦇 @LisaaNamikaze]

I’m gonna quit my job and and go seek power with Orochimaru

[Lisa @lisathebeauty1]

realest thing you’ll see today

[Madame La Directrice @jenny_gxo]

All the adults have taken them, look at Primark

[Corn ✧⍣ @cornski]

we got vaping squirrels and cocaine sharks now welcome to 2026 baby

[𝖑𝖔𝖔𝖙𝖊𝖉 @6looted]

"Why is there so much sugar in everything?"

[auggie @skeletonnoted]

like clockwork