Matt Mulder 👽

bug fixes and performance improvements he/him

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@bpjzy don't forget the Fancy Induced Burger

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who selects the “damp” setting on their dryer

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@sebastienlorber how do keyed sequences work when reconciling with html? can you reorder lists?

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the baby’s not rolling yet but she yaws

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@turdducken here I thought the original post was calling Martin Bashir a white guy

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@mark_larah makes sense, but i think in practice you want to evaluate experiment treatments on the client anyway if they affect the shape of the query

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@MisterJelliott @PoorlyAgedStuff they assumed the $16 burger would come with fries

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been handing over the newborn to my wife like we’re airline pilots, with positive exchange of controls.

“my baby”, “your baby”

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@Srirachachau

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why is 84 afraid of 85? because 85 86 87

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@ruairidx similarly I’ve used it to look up stuff about a TV show without getting spoilers. e.g. “don’t spoil anything after season 2 episode 9”

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reminded of the time our PM decided to coordinate a big product release over iMessage, and accidentally added a random number to the chat. (the rando threatened to call the police)

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do babies in japan have tatami time?

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really burying the lede here

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he's resigning to spend more time with his ancestors

[The Associated Press @AP]

Kentucky Republican Sen. Mitch McConnell announced Thursday that he will not run for reelection in 2026, bringing an end to a decadeslong career in the U.S. Senate.

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13 years on twitter has rotted my brain #MyXAnniversary