mxm

Here to laugh and then cry later

[mxm @mxmwonders]

@cturnbull1968 Someone obviously funding his adventure. someone with unlimited funding.

[mxm @mxmwonders]

@onehandpolitics True. Establishment Democrat and Republican hate this.

[Joe G @EastEndJoe]

Meanwhile…in Natalie Harp’s bedroom. 👇

[Covie @covie_93]

Jake Lang, seen here holding a sign calling Black parents "failures" while wearing an ankle monitor, has been arrested again.

[mxm @mxmwonders]

broooo... it started emoting after a knockout.. we are so damn cooked! LMAO

[Ma Wukong 马悟空 @Ma_WuKong]

🇨🇳 Los chinos se entretienen con la nueva MMA de robots.

Algunos dan unos patadones que dejarían seco a Topuria.

[mxm @mxmwonders]

China is doing this while we are just building data center... We gonna lose this AI tech race.

[The Associated Press @AP]

WATCH: Chinese robot beats Usain Bolt's 100m world record on the opening day of the Olympics-like World Humanoid Robot Games in Beijing. Read more here: https://t.co/aHbmKfOG3h

[Arthur MacWaters @ArthurMacwaters]

we’re having debates about datacenters and China is publicly developing superhuman robot armies

what the actual hell are we doing here guys

[mxm @mxmwonders]

@JackPakAttack

[mxm @mxmwonders]

@Erling nooooo. bruh now we can't meme no more!

[mxm @mxmwonders]

@ImBreckWorsham Trump say no America first. Only Israel and Argentina first!

[James Li @5149jamesli]

U.S. Customs agents are now detaining American citizens at the border for writing negative tweets about Israeli politicians.

Journalist Ethan Levins was questioned for 3 hours at customs for allegedly writing a negative tweet about Ben Gvir, and told to “never do it again.”

[Wu Tang is for the Children @WUTangKids]

Congratulations on getting what you voted for

[Reggie B. @reggiebblue]

Mark Cuban: "James Talarico. Let's go. I'm a big fan. He's honest, trustworthy, he cares. He'll do the right thing as opposed to the politically expedient thing.
To Texans, do what's best for Texas. You've been voting for Republicans all these years, what have they done for you?"

[Jessica Tarlov @JessicaTarlov]

JD Vance today: "Do we demand a government that serves us rather than the fraudsters and the criminals?"

Meanwhile Trump has personally made $2.2 billion in office, and 70% of Americans say he doesn't care about people like them and lets his businesses drive his political decisions.

Vance just described his own government.

[Owen Shroyer @OwenShroyer1776]

MAGA: It's the Golden Age!

Also MAGA: Beef is unaffordable!

[Thomas Massie @RepThomasMassie]

@OwenShroyer1776 I thought my rent-free lease for that space in his head had expired, but looks like he renewed it !

[Jackson Hinkle 🇺🇸 @jacksonhinkle]

Tucker Carlson lives rent-free in Trump's head.

[MAGAts_Exposed @MAGAts_Exposed]

Meet MAGAt beef ranchers @MeriwetherFarms, who truly believed a billionaire real estate developer from Queens spent his nights tossing and turning over the profit margins of Wyoming cattle producers.

It is almost poetic. After years of wearing the hats, waving the flags, and cheering for "America First" tariffs, domestic ranchers just found out that "America First" actually means "Argentine Beef First."

Who could have possibly predicted that a politician known for putting his own name on low-quality, mail-order steaks would prioritize cheap foreign imports over local family farms? Surely not the people who made supporting him their entire personality. Watching Meriwether Farms publicly cry "betrayal" on X is like watching a leopard eat someone's face and hearing them gasp, "But I thought he only ate other people's faces!"

It turns out your undying loyalty bought you a one-way ticket to being undercut by the very guy you championed. Enjoy competing with those tax-free South American imports—at least you still have the hats!

[Parody Jeff @Parodyjeffx]

THIS IS TERRIFYING

Palantir just released a new surveillance system that fuses satellites, radars and every camera into one real-time tracker of people and movement.

We are cooked.

[mxm @mxmwonders]

@OwenShroyer1776 MFdoing everything but fixing the country