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have i failed to entertain you?

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@Batman_DC_ @ChadProject a globo chama de carro de luxo kkkkkkk

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@HumbleDuck5 @Okabe_Rintar0IF quantum nano tech ass lore

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@JonatasWilmar @noctiys o consumidor brasileiro é uma porcentagem minúscula de quem compra um jogo desse full price

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@knowles204 @I_amMukhtar of course it's a brit

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@dantassemd @orradiam os cara não quer trabalhar de repositor ganhando mais que no tráfico pq repositor não segura fuzil e não come piranha

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@dantassemd @orradiam vcs vivem muito no mundo da fantasia slc

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@GardenJam27 @edgintheledge looks like if a chinese mobile knock off with no suspension physics and mario kart drift

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@mgueo_gfbpa @raquelrealofc a última que eu tomei devia ser pre covid então, vou chamar a vigilância sanitária pro mercado

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@Bebjejrbbe163 @Midvsmi cara tem medo de falar palavrão kkkkk ta achando que é o metrópole porra

[Spike @spikesguides]

Look at this. Just... look at it.

Dejontay Wings. Say that name out loud. Dejontay Wings. It sounds like the spicy menu item that replaced the McRib. Like an Applebee's limited-time offer. Like Dijon mustard achieved sentience and got a criminal record.

And that face. My God. The man has a face like a dinner plate. Perfectly round. Completely flat. The face of a man who has never once been in a hurry. The face of someone who looked at a Take 5 Oil Change safe and thought, yeah. That's the one.

A Take 5 Oil Change. He didn't rob a casino. He didn't hit an armored truck. He bypassed every possible target of sophistication in Baton Rouge, Louisiana and zeroed in on a fifteen-minute oil change franchise like a man following a divine calling.

The safe. There was a safe. At a Take 5. Guarding two hundred dollars. Two hundred dollars. That's not treasure. That's a Visa gift card you'd give to your mother.

He got arrested. Warranted. Photographed. Plastered on the local news for the whole city of Baton Rouge to absorb over their morning coffee.
Dejontay Wings committed a felony for two hundred dollars and that dinner plate face is going to live on the internet forever.

This is the funniest goddamn thing I have ever seen. I feel like I'm losing my mind.

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@mgueo_gfbpa @raquelrealofc sim muito gostoso o gosto de remedio que deixa na garganta hmmm

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@semfoto3x4 o viado ta baitando todo mundo pra ganhar engajamento isso sim

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@Kusabiyuki @iriscal ele não tá errado

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@Umubugafeiditai @moraespc_ e os funcionarios nao recebem salario nao?

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@Ra2byou pacific rim isn't a series, its only one movie

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@cuhorin90109 FUUUUUUUUUOOON

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@cuhorin90109 unica mídia que mecha tem peso de verdade é pacific rim

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@ItsTragik @Pirat_Nation how is pragmata sus nigga

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@TheGumGun @sarasargsy they all suck bro