fat ripped satan

stuck between thoughts 🫰🏼
deranged doctor who enthusiast

[fat ripped satan @mxnvxlr]

SHE IS A GLASS OF MILK

[shitcola @shitcola]

y no chupe ni un pene #homofobia

[fat ripped satan @mxnvxlr]

Android was sold to us as an open platform. Now Google wants every developer to register and submit ID just to let you install their apps. Don't let them rug-pull 3 billion users. https://t.co/5oIAUkNjGI @AlteredDeal #KeepAndroidOpen

[cee @1ovesickkk]

at the most fuckable age of my life and the only thing fucking me is life

[elaa @ekcwla]

este mes gay no se sintió tan gay

[ᴅᴀʜʟɪᴀ @dxhliaflvrz]

at the most fuckable age of my life and the only thing i’m fucking is depressed

[ALUTHEDON @Mbakaza4L]

Be exactly like ruby

[Evons @evonsin_]

soy fumador pasivo me gusta fumar y que me den por culo

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

condoms are free in college but printing isn't? is a nut more important than my assignment? TF

[CCP IS ASSHOE @CCPISASSH0E]

Mission accomplished

[bu†ano @hellirium]

Si fuese un therian sería el caballo homosexual de las montañas

[charco ‼️ @powtopz]

this is not true. us spanish love our Portuguese brothers. we do however hate the french tho

[(432hz) @basedantichrist]

former gifted kid turned f*ggot

[rory @lovelysiths]

this is genuinely the funniest doctor who tweet of all time.

[𝒁𝒐𝒆 ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ @ImZoerua]

mi carta para los reyes magos:

- la baliza v16
- el colapso del sistema capitalista
- la abolición del trabajo asalariado
- 1 millón de euros
- otro millón de euros por si acaso

[esahc @49eerfc]

i am getting fucking GAYER and HOTTER and FUNNIER and HAPPIER this year

[TJS @traderjoeslut]

my new year’s resolutions:
- eat out less
- get eaten out more

[fat ripped satan @mxnvxlr]

@megadivaeterna donde haya un buen calvo...