mxolisi dlamini

🙏❤️💎😁💰

[trin @glooomiii]

and when i am six feet under and bugs are eating my heart…all they will taste is you

[kayz3d🇦🇷 @kay_z67]

you can fake an American accent all you want, but “literally” will expose you.

[Jesus Chrysler @JesusChryslerII]

He was the first contestant and it's already over

[𝓓𝓾𝓴𝓮 🧃 @fwsodiq]

"If i were you" might be the most pointless hypothetical. If you were me you would do exactly what i did cuz you'd be me

[E D. Awg @Emawnish]

opening up to a girl is like going into the future and killing yourself

[A 🇦🇪 @tutututuulip]

Losing a connection with someone you saw a future with hurts deeply, but the pain won’t last forever. You will be okay.

[Dhaboy 😎 @dhaboy01]

I feel so disappointed 😭😭

[Shedyfooty @Shedyfooty]

I Asked my girlfriend if she knows Dembele

She: Yeah he was untouchable at Spurs

[𝔫𝔞𝔱𝔢ᛪ༙ @f_jxr_]

no one talks about how difficult it is to shave balls.

[ilence @Hilenceee]

Pretending to kiss her thigh just to check if it’s safe to go down.

[reni @renitaherlan]

The last one needs to sue the event organizer. 😂

[Anvi🍒 @anvixox]

"We regret to inform you"

You will regret you informed me 😭

[Leandroᶜʳᶠ @crfleandropires]

Modric, Perisic, Kramaric e Kovacic chegando pra mais uma Copa pela Croácia

[Hlovo @hlovo_]

We’re not doing it for you😂

[Dre @DreDrexcii]

If we date, don’t stop being you. Keep having fun, keep seeing your friends, keep chasing your goals, and keep enjoying your life. A relationship should add to your life, not take away from it. Just make sure you save time for us too.

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

not all of us were made to cook. some of us were made to have conversations with the person cooking.

[feyisayo 💸 @feyiszn]

If I cut you off, your success later would not make me regret it. Good for you, but you’re still a terrible person in my book.

[Nandi 🤍💜🤍 @pallnandi]

Dating used to be two people building a life together. Now it feels like one person funding a lifestyle while being treated as easily replaceable.

[#𝐍𝐚𝐭𝐞 @RealNate08]

Losing her is not a problem but her pussy😢😢...guys her pussy😭😭

[MrBlack™ @KE_MrBlack]

Thick babes only wants skinny niggas so they can beat us😔