2llz Mxo™️

Thulani Mxokozeli from Engcobo, eTora EQanguleni
****Oh not interested in cripto what what!!!****

[2llz Mxo™️ @mxokozeli]

Aahhh Nxamalala kodwa madoda👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

[Izwe Lethu @LandNoli]

Thina Sizwe ✊🏾

[2llz Mxo™️ @mxokozeli]

Sizophela ngaba🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[MJ-Mgabhazi @mj_khwela]

Isono🤣🤣🤣

[certified Hustler 🇺🇬🏵 @jemoprice1]

The lady pulled up the money from her boobs to pay and the waiter also pulled up her change from downtown 😂🙌

[Zikhona Valela @valavoosh]

If nothing changes, I’ll be on SAFM this afternoon at 16.20 talking about the Biko inquest. Tune in if you can.

[2llz Mxo™️ @mxokozeli]

Uzolile, uphol'aph'entloko

[🅵🆁🅰🅽🅲🅾 @ZukzFranco]

If I don’t care was a person, Uzuzole Goqwana would fit the bill.

#RIPZolaniTete

[Artist TREVOR🇿🇦 @Trevor_sidogi]

This save by KHUNE must not dissaper from the internet 😭🔥✌️ Iconic

[2llz Mxo™️ @mxokozeli]

@destinyzee 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[2llz Mxo™️ @mxokozeli]

🤣🤣🤣hayi maarn uthini nah 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[sasha @lobotosasha]

Mas vcs não vivem sem né

[Dabane The Duiker @Sgadi28]

Omnye umfo wagqiba ukuba akazoxelela mntu, uzawuvuka kusasa, abize itruck aqhaqhe umzi wakhe afuduke ngenxa yokuthakathwa.

Yafika itruck, waqalisa ukuqhaqha. Kweza umeza wakhe wabuza “haibo Meza waqhaqha kwenze njani?” Kwaphendula uhili kwi-truck, “siyafuduka, niyathakatha apha”

[Taylor @GODIeeTaylor]

I have a Master’s degree in Biotechnology, and you have a National Diploma in Computer Science (DUT nakhona). Go argue with your peers, my thesis is on wastewater treatment, and both algal blooms and Eichhornia crassipes (hyacinth) can be fueled by what I explained

[Wusu @GiranRP]

Dear Lord, see the men you sent to marry my daughter 💔😁😂😭

[Life Path11 @Hustle_GK]

Bro took “touch grass” way too seriously 😂🥋🌊

[2llz Mxo™️ @mxokozeli]

South Afirca has always been great moss, Jomo once played with Pele

[History ZAR @HistorySAZAR]

Brazilian footballer Pelé (left) and South African footballer Jomo Sono (right) celebrating a goal while playing as teammates for the New York Cosmos, June 1977. Credit: Masahide Tomikoshi

[2llz Mxo™️ @mxokozeli]

🇿🇦🏉

[La-Ndlovu @destiny_ndlovu]

They made us believe the village was nothing, until the city showed us the price of peace. 🥺

[Lady_L_ @Lee_Raa_Tuu]

Did I not laugh at a funeral today😂

So I was at a funeral, standing outside where the cars were parked with some Gents.

Gent A asked Gent B, “Where is your wife?”

Gent B said, “She’s at home angry.”

Gent A asked, “Why?”

Gent B said, “There was a family function at home last week. I was asked to buy groceries, so I told her to meet me at the mall. She got there first, so I sent her the list.

“When I got there, the trolley was full of no-name brands. No-name tin stuff tastes horrible! I told her I’m not paying for this. We need to start afresh.”

“She starts telling me we don’t have money.”

Gent A was like, “My daughter once bought no-name polony. Yoh, sbali… that thing stayed in the fridge for months.” 😏

Gent B said, “When her little sister was graduating, we had to delay our plans of renovating the house. We didn't buy no-name. Then she wants to feed my family no-name food? Never! She can be angry for weeks. I don’t care.”

Gent A said, “ The person who came up with it doesn't eat it. The beans, the beans are sour and the sauce tastes like washing water.”

Gent B said, “What we do on the left, we do on the right.”

Gent A said, “Their tin fish… that thing was not fished. You can tell it died on its own. Sbali I wasn't gonna agree too.” 😌

This man was busy adding paraffin to the already burning 🥵 fire 🔥

I was standing there listening to these two Gents conduct a full investigation into no-name groceries at a funeral.

Did I not laugh😂

Sometimes you don’t need pay for entertainment. Just stand next to a group of Men and listen.

[AmericaReal @AmericaReal3]

🙌🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Miss Ziprusha @destinyzee]

@mxokozeli 😂😂😂 usile

[2llz Mxo™️ @mxokozeli]

At my house I still say; abanu abadala abekho, if kufika umntu

[Miss Ziprusha @destinyzee]

Vele seyithi abantu abadala? That time we don’t even know how to bathe a corpse 😱😢 lapho bathi Zee hambani no geza umufi. When did we get here?

[Miss Ziprusha @destinyzee]

Vele seyithi abantu abadala? That time we don’t even know how to bathe a corpse 😱😢 lapho bathi Zee hambani no geza umufi. When did we get here?