@thedigitaldash_ i had one of those berets w/ a brim (alicia keys style) and my brother kept calling me the muffin man. so we started beating each others ass while we were sitting in the car waiting for my mom. we stopped when we saw her so that she didn’t start in on us too lmao
women make better club djs because they’ve been forced to analyze the energy, wants, and needs of every room they step into their whole lives. priceless quality in someone who is trying to set the roof on fire and get people to stay to buy drinks
having a gf is so easy. if there's an animal she loves and thinks she looks like, all you have to do is send every cute video of that animal you see and go "it's you!! 💜"