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[🅼🅸🅲🅺🅴🅻 @mxphamburger]

I love Twitter for this lol like yesss everybody come look

[🅼🅸🅲🅺🅴🅻 @mxphamburger]

#NewProfilePic

[🅼🅸🅲🅺🅴🅻 @mxphamburger]

Can’t fw people who hate their life cause I love mine and I #cantrelate

[🅼🅸🅲🅺🅴🅻 @mxphamburger]

I miss my ex cause he always knew movie lore and I liked watching wit him cause he’d always tell me and it was so cool to see things connect

[🅼🅸🅲🅺🅴🅻 @mxphamburger]

Righttttt now imagine asking me not to block you cause you wanna be a fan for life 🤣🤣

[🅼🅸🅲🅺🅴🅻 @mxphamburger]

I literally have the best life in the whole wide world (ate some fried pickles)

[🅼🅸🅲🅺🅴🅻 @mxphamburger]

Encourages me to move my money around into my stocks and Roth too lol so a win is a win

[🅼🅸🅲🅺🅴🅻 @mxphamburger]

Ngl when I start missing this loser boy I open my bank accounts and stare at my money

[🅼🅸🅲🅺🅴🅻 @mxphamburger]

LEAVE ME ALONE

[🅼🅸🅲🅺🅴🅻 @mxphamburger]

I hate Aries men. Something is wrong with them.

[🅼🅸🅲🅺🅴🅻 @mxphamburger]

Aries men…it’s always those fuckasses…stop interacting with me…

[🅼🅸🅲🅺🅴🅻 @mxphamburger]

I fuck with men who are self-centered cause why WOULDNT you be the center of YOUR world #takingnotes

[Willie @Willie600640663]

Subtweeting people who don’t even have a twitter

[🅼🅸🅲🅺🅴🅻 @mxphamburger]

Flopped when I got too drunk that one time 😪😪

[🅼🅸🅲🅺🅴🅻 @mxphamburger]

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[✰ dzl bby @dzlgrrl]

bae pls don’t talk to me ab ur financial situation 4 the 3rd time in a week, i don’t want to lose u

[🅼🅸🅲🅺🅴🅻 @mxphamburger]

Duo x PMMM 😭😭😭😭

[Duolingo(デュオリンゴ) | 日本公式🇯🇵 @Duolingo_Japan]

まあそんな感じ

[susa @prinkasusa]

some important issues raised by women:
- r@pe
- SA/SH
- DV
- forced marriage
- human trafficking
- femicides

issues raised by men:
- girlfriend cheating
- why do men always have to pay for dates
- men rejected too much
- women get free drinks
- wife choosing to divorce and getting her half
- i paid, and she didn't sleep with me

[🅼🅸🅲🅺🅴🅻 @mxphamburger]

He unfollowed so I can tweet dis lul 😋

[🅼🅸🅲🅺🅴🅻 @mxphamburger]

Had a friend ghost me and every time I was worried that maybe he died (cause I couldn’t imagine he would ghost me), I would see him retweet some shit and it reminded me that he really did just ghost me 😭😭

[𝓒𝓻𝓸𝔀赤い𒉭 @Crow_Akai]

employment:
unemployment:
looking for a job:

[🅼🅸🅲🅺🅴🅻 @mxphamburger]

My sister telling her single friend he don’t want me cause I’m mean is so funny 😭