marcus

greatness is what we on the brink of #freepalestine 🇵🇸 #AFC

[J @BigJamzLdn]

37 year old Messi dragged his balls across this man’s face when it was time to lead your country. And they’ve given him a ballon d’or.

Fairs man

[.. @BodegaaCat]

Ballon dor for scoring in Germany. Games gone

[OG LOC🇨🇩 @osowxvyy]

He conceded 56 goals in la liga last season

[chromatic. @juhmeer]

i don’t gossip!!

[chromatic. @juhmeer]

shout out to jasmine!! i love her rice

[sarah 🇵🇸 @sazza_jay]

i’m sorry but you will not convince me that the government is truly preparing for imminent war and they’re putting wes streeting in charge of our defence.

[Dan Boogs @dankoogs]

You lot seriously don’t get endorphins seeing United like this?

I need this to carry on for LIFE

[Not Will @khalnero]

My favourite thing about the Wicked SNL skit is that it’s so clearly Nigerian but it’s also so clearly British at the same time

Like you have to have watched Little Miss Jocelyn to be able to write something like that

[™️Marcus  @TheMisterMarcus]

I thought this caption was a joke. It wasn’t.

[Keknik1337 @Keknikthefunny]

"We need a slur for—"

[Daniel Lambert @dlLambo]

I would say guess the country's army.

But there's no need to, it's obvious.

How have we got to that point?

[soup🕷️ @thrluv]

you’re laughing. i can’t have my airbnb guests regrout my bathroom & power wash my siding & you’re laughing

[Hater Central @TheHateCentral2]

Tiele Tubbie vs Bournemouth:

45 Minutes (Hooked)
0 Key Passes
7/9 Duels Lost
0 Dribbles
5 Big Duels Created

SIGNING OF THE SUMMER ✨✨✨

[Chim @CoachChim]

You guys cancelled Stormzy to boast about eating McDonald’s wings. It’s an evil world man

[Paddy @PaddyArsenal]

The funniest part about Chelsea fans saying Caicedo is better than Rice is Caicedo loses his head every time the going gets tough whilst Rice is a mentality monster. Never mind being better at every facet of the game.

[a'mari @lesbianreplyguy]

It's actually not fun to go to school and have kids be racist to you when you're also a kid but I forgot that black ppl aren't allowed to be children

[Courtney Hella @CourtneyHella]

I texted my children that we got the puppy they’ve been begging me for and sent them a link with pictures. 🐶When they clicked on the link, it took them to a webpage that said YOU’RE GROUNDED. They’ll be spending the weekend retaking our family’s cybersecurity training course.

[Joe Gallagher @joedgallagher]

what an unexpected shock! on the plus side the digital ID industry's annual revenue has now doubled to £2bn and hundreds of random third party companies now have 10s of millions of people's sensitive information to sell and/or leak to the entire world!

[marcus @mxrcusr_]

@Junxrrcarter 😭😭😭

[Ash @theashrb]

Your own schools
Your own police
Your own ambulances
Your own hospitals
You even lobby for your own bus routes
Is that integration? 😂