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i’ve had the same profile picture since freshman year of high school & at this point i’m just too invested to even consider changing it,,

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i don’t leave the house much these days but when i do, it’s in this shirt. (eliza h8s capitalism too)

[meiru _ cleaning up @meiru_hifuri]

@xaviersonline Think carefully how such perspective affects how you perceive things.

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rachel bloom is my intrusive thoughts, personified

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something queerbaiting script writers seem to somehow not understand: even when it’s not remotely pertinent to the plot/point at hand, we’re gonna be LOUD ‘bout how gay we are when in spaces/with people we know won’t prosecute us,,

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me, as a joke: did you ever drop me on my head
dad: uhhh

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@jwinstonsf @UCBerkeley really popped off with the ad hominem fallacious arguments and NIMBYism! congrats!

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@jwinstonsf @UCBerkeley lmao you really thought you did something here. i literally linked a letter written by the people this issue is most pertinent to & would never assert how their lives “should” be. i suggest you take the time to actually listen to the voices of those who’ve called the park home.

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i just ~inhaled~ my own hair, what an alive to be a time,,

[⤜|𝓶|𝓈𝒽𝑒|𝒽𝑒𝓇|⇾ @mxrmenance]

i was babysitting a 13 month old today who’s first word- which i heard about 1.5 months ago- was “momma”. today i heard her say her second word: “mask”. a true pandemic baby…

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thinking about the time i was a small child and my dad took me to the doctor because he was concerned about the “duckie” in the back of my throat,, the doctor assured him having a uvula was perfectly normal…

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thinking about the time i was 8 and thought it was so confusing that both the animal and the food were called “chicken”… was truly disorienting…

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as a gay i h8 pride month sm i said what i said

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wait some of y’all made it all the to your MID-20s?? lucky bastards…

[⤜|𝓶|𝓈𝒽𝑒|𝒽𝑒𝓇|⇾ @mxrmenance]

today i asked a 2.5 year old why he had hit another child on their head and he goes “sometimes some people like to hit other people” and y’all i had to fight so hard not to crack up at this wording but rather help him come up with a game plan for next time he felt that way…

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@badwitchpoet @meganbang3 a yt person did NOT just pop on an indigenous person’s thread to tell them “thErE ARe uNfaIR rUleS thAt pUsH prEjuDIciAL prInCiPLes, bUt tHiS iS JusT tRaDiTIon.” 🤡
yes, you have the authority to dictate what’s cultural discrimination and what’s not— that makes all the sense.

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me: *thinking about when i was young and fun and did dumb ass shit socially before my body was wrecked with chronic pain*
me: *literally just turned 21*

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u ever have to stop urself from making a joke u know even the 8 ppl on ur cringe account couldn’t handle,,