Robert Deason

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

me to the mf who’s behind me in mario kart

[kiersten deason @kpslankard]

me, “i miss purp i’m gonna check on her”
rob, “she’s on the table bro”
me, “no she’s not she’s being good, she’s just….”

[Robert Deason @mxrob8]

Me singing both Zach and Kacey’s parts of “I Remember Everything”

[Robert Deason @mxrob8]

Ever wonder what the drivers of those dodge rams with tow mirrors and a “locally hated” sticker look like?

[kiersten deason @kpslankard]

#NewProfilePic

[Robert Deason @mxrob8]

Just sitting in Alabama traffic looking at all the window lickers that drive one of these.

[Robert Deason @mxrob8]

@kpslankard Mars and not the pet care one

[Alex @alexxethridge]

Happy birthday to one of my favorite people @c_steve12 you are getting so unbelievably old! Love ya and you’ll always have my vote for president!

[The Indy Review / Indy Review Records @theindyreview]

Big congrats to @zachlanebryan as his album AMERICAN HEARTBREAK is officially @RIAA #platinum, while "Something in the Orange" is now 4x #multiplatinum!

[kiersten deason @kpslankard]

mentally i am here

[Robert Deason @mxrob8]

@alexxethridge Almost as exciting as tater day or the country ham festival

[Alex @alexxethridge]

Memorial day weekend in two days

[Robert Deason @mxrob8]

@kpslankard @dunkindonuts Down vote @dunkindonuts

[Robert Deason @mxrob8]

I can tell I’m getting old bc I’m working on my second marg tower and all we can talk about is raising our credit scores. @wilson_cody @kpslankard

[Robert Deason @mxrob8]

Worst drivers ranked (2023):

1.) Anyone with Ohio plates
2.) Dudes in Hondas
3.) People in Nashville when it starts sprinkling.

[Robert Deason @mxrob8]

@_travasaurusrex I got just the thing for you

[Robert Deason @mxrob8]

Dear high schoolers, it’s not cool to wear your pajama pants to the gym. You smell really bad🙂