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[mar @mxrylyn]

my hair is like .,,,, blonde

[small nuclear ribonucleoprotein (snurp) @haragoochie]

garlic is to cooking as vanilla extract is to baking in that the amount i add to my food is guided by reckless extravagance and utter disregard, verging on mild contempt, for the recipe as written

[Annemarie @xoxoPastore]

Go watch Seaspiracy on Netflix this shit will have u mind blown

[elon musk is my father @kariassad]

Am I depressed or is laying down fucking awesome

[Tana Mongeau @tanamongeau]

we’re all still repeating drivers license right

[mar @mxrylyn]

when did everyone become so offended by everything

[mar @mxrylyn]

god i hate twitter lol

[alberto @apartidus]

this is simply modern day colonization

[𝐣𝐚𝐬𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐞 🌈✨ @adorexjas]

whoever normalized $65 hoodies and $80 sweatpants needs to be castrated

[dana donnelly @danadonnelly]

trying to be unbothered is a full time job that involves being bothered and then reminding yourself that you’re trying to be unbothered so you need to cut it out

[angie @teaxtarot]

Fuck covid I miss the nice drunk girls in the bathroom

[oomf @fiIipemo]

i’m a c-section baby it’s never my birthday y’all i was evicted

[SB @Rackedupsb]

Y’all swear the government need a vaccine to kill y’all like Burger King don’t sell 10 nuggets for $1.50

[mar @mxrylyn]

@Nina__Madriz the first picture i—

[Valerie @JokerCritic]

2014 really was a great year for film.

[walker @walkercapl]

when i am worried i am not achieving enough i remind myself that i am 22. which looks like two swans hanging out

[mar @mxrylyn]

friendly reminder kangaroos defy gravity

[kristofer thomas @kristoferthomas]

what if god came down to earth and said “it’s pronounced jod” and left