shane being cursed with a touch starved curse where he is in pain literally all the time and whenever someone else touches him and the only relief he gets is when Ilya touches him (spoiler, it’s cuz they’re in love with each other)
frat boys #hollanov hooking up in secret, and then on day Ilya is on the games w his boys while Shane is over and Shane being needy and horny starts to open himself up in front of Ilya while he plays and rides him while Ilya tries to keep quiet playing the game.
AND HEAR ME OUT
After taking a hit Ilya switches to Russian only and he can’t speak English AT ALL. The shock of everyone when the Shane Hollander not only rushes in the room and calms Ilya down but also speaks perfectly Russian
“Mr. Rozanov you need to calm down before you hurt yourself”
“No, please, I want мой муж, мой Солнышко, мой Любимый, please, I need Shane…”
“Shane? Who is..?”
“Is he asking for SHANE HOLLANDER?”
AU where #hollanov gets married right after the cottage and ilya gets injured and goes down, and he keeps saying that he wants “мой муж” and no one understands until a translator comes in and is like “he’s saying he wants his husband” cue, shane running in and everyone shocked.
i think ilya speaks to anya like she’s a precious princess toddler and his first born child and shane speaks to her like she’s a fellow 30 year old adult who lives with them and is an equally contributing member of their household