matt

aspiring retiree

[Neet @neet_sol]

picking a random college major on a whim at 18

[matt @mxtthew_]

HOLYSHIT

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

BLOCKBUSTER: The Milwaukee Bucks are trading franchise icon Giannis Antetokounmpo and Bobby Portis to the Miami Heat for Tyler Herro, Kel'el Ware, Jaime Jaquez Jr., Kasparas Jakucionis, 3 first-round picks (including No. 13), 1 pick swap and 1 second-rounder, sources tell ESPN.

[matt @mxtthew_]

@piersmorgan JODETE INGLES CULO ROTO 😭😭😭

[RedditCFB @RedditCFB]

Messi misses on purpose to avoid taking the all-time World Cup scoring record on a penalty. #Ethical

[WolfRMFC @WolfRMFC]

Having a job during a world cup is the worst thing ever.

[🇧🇦 Horacije Dobravolja, dobavljač tonika 🇧🇦 @eff_hey]

Attempting a nonchalant gimmick about a home World Cup is absolutely fucking disgraceful lol

[Rafa 🧱 @notrafalacoort]

Mi jefe: dónde estará ese hdp que ya lleva 2 horas comiendo

Yo en el bar de la esquina viendo el uzbekistán-congo:

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Ever since I was a little boy, I knew I wanted to log into Microsoft Authenticator 47 times a day.

[ovary ✨ @ovaryactorr]

microdosing pto by dissociating at work

[²³𝙻𝚎𝙱𝚛𝚘𝚗𝚌𝚑𝚒𝚝𝚒𝚜🏀☄️🌎💞 @BronGotGame]

BRO DID THEY JUST TURN MY GAME OFF TO SHOW A WHITE HOUSE SPECIAL REPORT

I DON’T GIVE A FUCK

[S.🎧 @1ssve]

Can't believe it’s already May. Time flies when you work everyday of your fucking life

[Rohan Nadkarni @RohanNadkarni]

when the Heat run it back next year because Bam wasn’t healthy for the 9-10 Play-In

[tt✮⋆ @Bluebirdeyessss]

I love saying “sounds good” at work and dont shit sound good

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

Hope it was worth it, @PamBondi

[james hawkins @james406]

110-year-old Turkish grandma shares her secret to a long life:

"i never once used Microsoft Teams"

[Hana 🧡 @HanaHoops]

MAGA not moved cause they’re used to defending the deaths of innocent kids in schools

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

If you were erased why haven’t you shut the fuck up

[matt @mxtthew_]

@LauraLoomer all that plastic in your face clearly made it’s way to your brain. if there was anything there to begin with