matt 🦇

he/him // red bull enthusiast

[allison harvard burke @alliharvard]

the last thing sailors hear before crashing into the rocks

[MORPHINE 👻 @morphinelovemua]

me going into as11
#dragrace

[RuPaul @RuPaul]

My lips are overdrawn to distract from my obvious disdain for the Electoral College.

[matt 🦇 @mxttschoe]

@upuntil_dawn @seekaxiom i’m fag?

[matt 🦇 @mxttschoe]

once again, fuck ticketmaster

[Dawn 🌙 @upuntil_dawn]

I hate ai 🙈🫶

[WOR$T GIRL IN AMERICA @slayyyter]

I CAN

[matt 🦇 @mxttschoe]

@upuntil_dawn @thatonequeen real eyes realize real lies

[WOR$T GIRL IN AMERICA @slayyyter]

NOT EVEN TRUE IT WAS 6 HOURS

[matt 🦇 @mxttschoe]

@slayyyter @WRSTGRLINAMRICA LET ME IN CATHY

[Briar Blush @BriarBlush]

Omg slayyyter stuck at the gas station where the trade left her 😔

[Poo Crave @Poo_Crave]

🚨: The Pokemon Wind & Waves fire starter is a gay little dog.

[Megami thee Stallion™️ @MegamiNYC]

I would commit vehicular manslaughter for this dog in a heartbeat

[shannon⁵⁵ 🎲🍒 @shannondorf_]

she clocked the fuckkkk out of those shadow pokemon's tea, no shadeeee 💅🤏

[matt 🦇 @mxttschoe]

どんな #ポケモン会えるかな ？

#ポケモン30周年 #PR @poke_times

[woop @woop54]

I’ve come to the conclusion that she is the only person who matters right now

[allison harvard burke @alliharvard]

in hindsight, tyra really didn’t need to put us in a gigantic hot salad bowl.

[matt 🦇 @mxttschoe]

i really think god speaks through her

[Jorgemosa 💋 @Jorgeous_1]

This Is Why I Don’t Have Telekinesis Bc I Know I Would Have The Fiercest Hemorrhoids Omg 🤕

[matt 🦇 @mxttschoe]

@upuntil_dawn what documentary is it diva bc i need to experience this when im stoned